{"article":{"id":86775,"heading":"MILLIONS AVOID NON-OCCUPATION RALLIES","author":"Hex anon w\/ encryption","created":"2003-10-05 12:19:48","modified":"2003-10-05 22:13:48","last_modified":"Mon, 06 Oct 2003 05:13:48","article":"<b>289 Million Americans Avoid Peace Rallies <\/b><p>\r\n(2003-01-19) -- Police across the nation estimate the crowd that avoided recent anti-occupation demonstrations at about 289 million. Americans from coast-to-coast voted in absentia against criticizing the Bush administration for rebuilding Iraq's future and killing Islamic terrorists daily.. \r\n<\/p><p>\r\nAnti-anti-occupation demonstrators gathered in grocery stores, shopping malls and private homes to proclaim their disagreement with protestors marching in the streets of Washington D.C. and San Francisco. \r\n<\/p><p>\r\n\"Going about my regular Saturday routine is my way of saying I disagree with the radical left-wing agenda of the anti-Bush crowd,\" said college student Melanie Sampson, who spent the day preparing a term paper for a literature course. \r\n<\/p><p>\r\nPolice reported no unusual problems with the droves that stayed away from the protests. \r\n<\/p><p>\r\n\"It was a normal Sunday in America,\" said one Sheriff's deputy.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"Virtually everyone stays home.","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/10\/86775.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":86782,"heading":"Not me","article":"I was out there.\r\nSold 2 bumperstickers.","author":"@","parent_id":86775,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-10-05 12:40:32","modified":"2003-10-05 12:40:32","fileurl":""},{"id":86800,"heading":"The New X","article":"&quot;(2003-01-19) -- Police across the nation estimate the crowd that avoided recent anti-occupation demonstrations at about 289 million. Americans from coast-to-coast voted in absentia against criticizing the Bush administration for rebuilding Iraq's future and killing Islamic terrorists daily.&quot;\r\n\r\n\r\nhehehehehehehehe\r\n\r\nwhat a crock of shit\r\n","author":"The New X","parent_id":86775,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-10-05 14:17:00","modified":"2003-10-05 14:17:00","fileurl":""},{"id":86887,"heading":"Sounds like...","article":"...Scrappleface.\r\n\r\nThe best humor is always based on truth.\r\n\r\n","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":86775,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-10-05 20:16:55","modified":"2003-10-05 20:16:55","fileurl":""},{"id":86912,"heading":"I was one of the 289m","article":"We had a great day, I should really post some photos of people dressed in stupid costumes lying on the road but we didn't do that because we are mostly normal sensible people.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"Just Surfed In","parent_id":86775,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-10-05 22:13:48","modified":"2003-10-05 22:13:48","fileurl":""}]}