{"article":{"id":85002,"heading":"Will Muslim Bombers Put Bombs Up Womens Vaginas to Evade Airport Security?","author":"Maybe they Will Use Gay Men's Rectums","created":"2003-09-27 15:02:11","modified":"2003-09-30 19:53:17","last_modified":"Wed, 01 Oct 2003 02:53:17","article":"

I hope the airport security considers that bombers may insert articles in body cavities. Think how big a kotex is. A huge bomb could fit up some woman's private parts. And several women travelling together could all have explosive hidden so they could be shaheeds together. This may sound comical but it is deadly serious. The authorities need to search every Muslim woman's orifices for weapons or explosives. They should also search gay men. Gay men regularly insert butt plugs up their rectums to stretch them out. It is well known from prison smuggling episodes that all sorts of large objects, including 22 caliber pistols, have been smuggled into prisons in peoples rectums. So all gay men and all muslim men need to have a cavity search before boarding any aircraft.

Of course a turban or one of the woman's headwraps could also be used to hide a weapon or explosive. These must all be unravelled and inspected.

This may sound like a joke but it is serious and I hope the authorities are aware of the problem. It is not just shoes that can contain a weapon or explosives.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Body Cavities Can Be Used to Smuggle Weapons and Explosives, They Must Be Inspected","numcomment":21,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/09\/85002.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":85054,"heading":"Possibilities...","article":"So long as it's Ann Coulter's and it's primed to go off the next time she kneels before the throne of mad King George, then why worry?","author":"Old European","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-27 18:37:22","modified":"2003-09-27 18:37:22","fileurl":""},{"id":85064,"heading":"shoving wmds","article":" I can think of a part of your anatomy where they should shove them.","author":"Fake Zionist","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-27 20:20:59","modified":"2003-09-27 20:20:59","fileurl":""},{"id":85075,"heading":"My previous post","article":"was mean't for Maybe They Will Use. Congratulations for figuring out that gays and Muslim fundamentalists are cooperating to do in the US. I wonder how they reconciled their differences.","author":"Fake Zionist","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-27 21:03:26","modified":"2003-09-27 21:03:26","fileurl":""},{"id":85106,"heading":"John Walker Lindh - Gay - Muslim Extremist","article":"When you hide away women in burkas and young men have no female companionship, some of them turn into homosexuals, same as happens in prison. However in the Islamic world all the young men are in prison unless like Bin Laden they have lots of money to buy wives with. Sorry, although they may at times condemn homosexuality, the Islamic world and especially the Pushtuns and some Arabs are over run with gays.","author":"Islam Is a Generator of Homosexuality","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-27 23:35:19","modified":"2003-09-27 23:35:19","fileurl":""},{"id":85107,"heading":"It's true","article":"It is the culture in Muslim countries to use teenage boys for recreation and women for procreation.\r\n\r\nI now, I lived for many years in Saudia Arabia and have also visited Oman, Yemen and UAE. In all those places I was offered boys for my pleasure.\r\n\r\nBizarre but ture.","author":"Well travelled","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-27 23:51:19","modified":"2003-09-27 23:51:19","fileurl":""},{"id":85114,"heading":"The New X","article":"i lived in the UAE for 16 years.\r\nnever was i ever offered a boy for sexual pleasure. nor do i know neone who was.\r\n\r\nu must be one sick fuck to hang around such people who would actually offer u a boy. furthermore, u must be extremely sick to actually go looking for those types of people.\r\n\r\n\r\ncome to the USA, lots of ppl here will offer u boys (and girls) for pleasure","author":"The New X","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-28 03:57:48","modified":"2003-09-28 03:57:48","fileurl":""},{"id":85139,"heading":"New X","article":"You never have answered my repeatedly-asked question:\r\n\r\nIf America is such a cesspool, why did you come here?","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-28 10:50:42","modified":"2003-09-28 10:50:42","fileurl":""},{"id":85262,"heading":"Progress Report","article":"Dear Sirs:\r\nWe regret to inform that the initial rectal cavity search of nonanarchist, aka BA, aka Fresca, has not turned out any WMD. \r\nAs an alternate intelligence gathering method, we drilled a second orifice in the subject's gluteal area. Once again and in spite of the considerable exploratory depth, no intelligence of any kind was found.\r\nWe were however perplexed by the amount of paranoia, bigotry and self-righteousness we had to clear before finding what appears to be the head. The amounts are truly impressive, even for a Republican-voting subject. \r\nThe toxicology report also yielded unusual results: vast amounts of self-satisfaction and superiority complex at toxic concentration levels were found. \r\nInterestingly enough, the final section of rectal cavity appears to be enlarged, in the manner of egg-laying living beings. Other anomalies were found: budding wings and what appears like nascent feathers. \r\n\r\nIn conclusion, we attribute the lack of intelligence and inability to think critically of the subject to a massive rectal obstruction. It is the opinion of the Team that the considerable quantity of the aforementioned substances accumulated in the subject and the chicken-like attributes were caused by inordinate amounts of Fox News watching, right-wing radio listening, military lobotomy or a combination of. \r\n\r\nYours truly,\r\n\r\nThe Homeland Proctology Team ","author":"Homeland Proctology Team","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-28 23:31:26","modified":"2003-09-28 23:31:26","fileurl":""},{"id":85264,"heading":"Progress Report","article":"Dear Sirs:\r\nWe regret to inform that the initial rectal cavity search of nonanarchist, aka BA, aka Fresca, has not turned out any WMD. \r\nAs an alternate intelligence gathering method, we drilled a second orifice in the subject's gluteal area. Once again and in spite of the considerable exploratory depth, no intelligence of any kind was found.\r\nWe were however perplexed by the amount of paranoia, bigotry and self-righteousness we had to clear before finding what appears to be the head. The amounts are truly impressive, even for a Republican-voting subject. \r\nThe toxicology report also yielded unusual results: vast amounts of self-satisfaction and superiority complex at toxic concentration levels were found. \r\nInterestingly enough, the final section of rectal cavity appears to be enlarged, in the manner of egg-laying living beings. Other anomalies were found: budding wings and what appears like nascent feathers. \r\n\r\nIn conclusion, we attribute the lack of intelligence and inability to think critically of the subject to a massive rectal obstruction. It is the opinion of the Team that the considerable quantity of the aforementioned substances accumulated in the subject and the chicken-like attributes were caused by inordinate amounts of Fox News watching, right-wing radio listening, military lobotomy or a combination of. \r\n\r\nYours truly,\r\n\r\nThe Homeland Proctology Team ","author":"Homeland Proctology Team","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-28 23:38:28","modified":"2003-09-28 23:38:28","fileurl":""},{"id":85267,"heading":"Progress Report","article":"Dear Sirs:\r\nWe regret to inform that the initial rectal cavity search of nonanarchist, aka BA, aka Fresca, has not turned out any WMD. \r\nAs an alternate intelligence gathering method, we drilled a second orifice in the subject's gluteal area. Once again and in spite of the considerable exploratory depth, no intelligence of any kind was found.\r\nWe were however perplexed by the amount of paranoia, bigotry and self-righteousness we had to clear before finding what appears to be the head. The amounts are truly impressive, even for a Republican-voting subject. \r\nThe toxicology report also yielded unusual results: vast amounts of self-satisfaction and superiority complex at toxic concentration levels were found. \r\nInterestingly enough, the final section of rectal cavity appears to be enlarged, in the manner of egg-laying living beings. Other anomalies were found: budding wings and what appears like nascent feathers. \r\n\r\nIn conclusion, we attribute the lack of intelligence and inability to think critically of the subject to a massive rectal obstruction. It is the opinion of the Team that the considerable quantity of the aforementioned substances accumulated in the subject and the chicken-like attributes were caused by inordinate amounts of Fox News watching, right-wing radio listening, military lobotomy or a combination of. \r\n\r\nYours truly,\r\n\r\nThe Homeland Proctology Team ","author":"Homeland Proctology Team","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-28 23:42:57","modified":"2003-09-28 23:42:57","fileurl":""},{"id":85269,"heading":"^","article":"That's actually pretty funny.\r\n\r\nHowever:\r\n\r\n"...nonanarchist, aka BA, aka Fresca..."\r\n\r\nThis I just don't get.\r\n\r\nWhat is it that drives this irrational belief?\r\n\r\nIs it fear? Is thinking we're only one person a defense mechanism?\r\n\r\nOn second thought, it can't be. You people don't go in for defense, do you?\r\n\r\nMaybe it's an appeasement mechanism, then...","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-28 23:51:18","modified":"2003-09-28 23:51:18","fileurl":""},{"id":85396,"heading":"When A Muslim Woman With a Bomb Up Her Vagina Blows Up a 747 You Won't Think this Is Funny","article":"We have lots of warning, now it is time for the authorities to act responsibly. Muslims who want to complain can take the bus.","author":"Inspect Body Cavities of Muslim Passengers","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-29 13:46:21","modified":"2003-09-29 13:46:21","fileurl":""},{"id":85417,"heading":"report","article":" Thanks for the report on Nonanarchist's anatomy; it reminded me a lot of the film Alien Autopsy - maybe he was the inspiration. By the way, it is understandable for him to think that a bomb would fit inside a woman's vagina, since the only vaginas he has ever seen have been on the pages of soft core porn magazines that he buys at the 7-11. Maybe he thinks that 9-11 was planned at the 7-11.","author":"Fake Zionist","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-29 17:35:29","modified":"2003-09-29 17:35:29","fileurl":""},{"id":85455,"heading":"We know who works at 7-11","article":"The previous poster made a Freudian slip. He no doubt betrayed himself as "one of them," (terrorist sympathizers) who works at or patronizes a 7-11. How else would he know about the soft - core porn sold at the 7-11s? And only a terrorist , or terrorist sympathizer, would waste his time on soft core porn at a 7-11, when the real thing is so easy to find. Religious fanatic terrorists confine their sideways glances at dirty mags to the mags in 7-11 and at the newstands wrapped in plastic. The reason the aircraft hijackers of 9-11 were so familiar with boxcutters, is that they woudl carry them to the newstand in order to read sealed in plastic soft core porno mags. The box cutter is the perfect device for a frustrated cheapskate male to view some nude female flesh without having to actually buy anything.\r\n\r\n","author":"Osama And His Brethren Sell Slurpees at 7-11","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 00:31:55","modified":"2003-09-30 00:31:55","fileurl":""},{"id":85552,"heading":"Fake Zionist","article":"What are you yaping about?\r\n\r\nYou do realize, of course, that since you don't know me, all your stupididty about what I have and have not seen serves only to make you look like an idiot?\r\n\r\nYou watched "Alien Autopsy"?\r\n\r\nWhat a moron.","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 07:38:29","modified":"2003-09-30 07:38:29","fileurl":""},{"id":85561,"heading":"Will Muslim Bombers Put Bombs Up Womens Vaginas to Evade Airport Security?","article":"There's no way anyone could get a bomb up those mulims women's cunts. Not without a hedge trimmer or a weady-wacker or something to clear the way. Them women got a thick bush on them. You could plant 'maters in the bushs they have.","author":"how??","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 10:04:58","modified":"2003-09-30 10:04:58","fileurl":""},{"id":85685,"heading":"planting","article":" And one could plant oak trees in the hairs growing out of your ears; since there is obviously no brain inside your head the hairs can sink roots down about five inches and absorb all the nutrients that would ordinarily go to the brain.","author":"Fake Zionist","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 19:37:03","modified":"2003-09-30 19:37:03","fileurl":""},{"id":85688,"heading":"TYPICAL","article":"Will Muslim Bombers Put Bombs Up Womens Vaginas to Evade Airport Security?\r\nby how?? Sunday September 28, 2003 10:04 PM\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThere's no way anyone could get a bomb up those mulims women's cunts. Not without a hedge trimmer or a weady-wacker or something to clear the way. Them women got a thick bush on them. You could plant 'maters in the bushs they have.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nRIGHT WING RACISM IN ACTION^^^^^^^^^","author":"RIGHT WING RACISTS","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 19:40:33","modified":"2003-09-30 19:40:33","fileurl":""},{"id":85691,"heading":"'mater in that hairy muslim bush","article":"There is nothing racist in observing that the overly hairy beavers of Mulim women could be used to raise many varieties of food, including tomatoes.","author":"farmer","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 19:44:06","modified":"2003-09-30 19:44:06","fileurl":""},{"id":85695,"heading":"STEREOTYPING","article":"i guess your too stupid to even know when you ve made a racist comment.\r\nhow sad.\r\nglad im not you.","author":"what a loser","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 19:49:21","modified":"2003-09-30 19:49:21","fileurl":""},{"id":85697,"heading":"Uh-huh","article":"Yeah. Whatever.\r\nBack to the game.","author":"player","parent_id":85002,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-30 19:53:17","modified":"2003-09-30 19:53:17","fileurl":""}]}