{"article":{"id":80108,"heading":"Joined at the Hip","author":"not sherman austin","created":"2003-08-30 13:44:49","modified":"2005-08-15 01:39:51","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:39:51","article":"","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"no comment","numcomment":28,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/08\/chimp-poodle.jpg","filesize":"19.7 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/08\/80108.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/08\/chimp-poodle.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/08\/chimp-poodle.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":80119,"heading":"I'm assuming...","article":"...you're suggesting this is a bad thing.\r\n\r\nI have no idea why you would think that.  America and Britain have long been allies, and will always be so.\r\n\r\n","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:05:50","modified":"2003-08-30 14:05:50","fileurl":""},{"id":80120,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":"Tell me what the next winning lottery numbers will be, you psychic wonder, you.\r\n\r\nIDIOT.","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:11:15","modified":"2003-08-30 14:11:15","fileurl":""},{"id":80125,"heading":"Scottie","article":"Do you have anything to add to the discussion, or are you just proving your stupidity again?","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:17:31","modified":"2003-08-30 14:17:31","fileurl":""},{"id":80127,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":"Why, yes, I AM proving your stupidity. For once, you're actually correct.","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:19:21","modified":"2003-08-30 14:19:21","fileurl":""},{"id":80129,"heading":"Stick to the topic,","article":"...coward.","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:20:40","modified":"2003-08-30 14:20:40","fileurl":""},{"id":80132,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":"Way to hurl those childish insults! ","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:22:18","modified":"2003-08-30 14:22:18","fileurl":""},{"id":80134,"heading":"Exactly what have you contributed,","article":"...coward?\r\n\r\nNothing that I can tell.\r\n\r\nRun along now, and go watch cartoons.","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:23:40","modified":"2003-08-30 14:23:40","fileurl":""},{"id":80136,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":"Way to hurl those childish insults! \r\n\r\n","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:24:27","modified":"2003-08-30 14:24:27","fileurl":""},{"id":80140,"heading":"Scottie","article":"Fake Scottie, that is.\r\n\r\nAre you mentally incapable of anything BUT insults?\r\n\r\nDidn't think so.\r\n\r\nNow...do you have anything to add to the topic that actually pertains to the topic?","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:29:21","modified":"2003-08-30 14:29:21","fileurl":""},{"id":80142,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":"What? No childish insults? What's the matter? Is your mommy looking over your shoulder?","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:32:27","modified":"2003-08-30 14:32:27","fileurl":""},{"id":80144,"heading":"fake Scottie","article":"Do you anything to add to the topic that actually pertains to the topic?\r\n\r\nNot so far, you don't.","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:34:21","modified":"2003-08-30 14:34:21","fileurl":""},{"id":80145,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":"You don't. Hypocrite.","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:35:15","modified":"2003-08-30 14:35:15","fileurl":""},{"id":80147,"heading":"Pick a side.","article":"I don't care which.\r\n\r\nI'll take the opposite position.  Then we'll debate.","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:36:51","modified":"2003-08-30 14:36:51","fileurl":""},{"id":80149,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":"You couldn't debate the likes of Helen Keller, you twit.","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:37:52","modified":"2003-08-30 14:37:52","fileurl":""},{"id":80152,"heading":"Thanks for the admission...","article":"...that you're not interested in debate.\r\n\r\nYou just want to hurl random insult.\r\n\r\nThus proving my point that you're an idiot.\r\n\r\nIf I'm incapable of debate, what are you afraid of?\r\n\r\nCoward.","author":"nonanachist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:41:12","modified":"2003-08-30 14:41:12","fileurl":""},{"id":80154,"heading":"nonanarchist","article":""You just want to hurl random insults." \r\n"...you're an idiot." \r\n"Coward."\r\n\r\nThanks for demonstrating to all how much of a hypocrite you are. \r\n\r\n","author":"Scottie","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 14:43:34","modified":"2003-08-30 14:43:34","fileurl":""},{"id":80165,"heading":"Twin Phonies","article":"      Are those two war criminals both trying to keep a stiff upper lip after they have been exposed as frauds, or are they both trying to supress sneezes?","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 16:47:33","modified":"2003-08-30 16:47:33","fileurl":""},{"id":80167,"heading":"Docs","article":""Are those two war criminals...."\r\n\r\nPlease provide documented evidence showing where Bush and\/or Blair have been tried and convicted as war criminals.\r\n","author":"judge","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 16:57:49","modified":"2003-08-30 16:57:49","fileurl":""},{"id":80168,"heading":"Now, judge...","article":"...don't you know imc is perfectly qualified to act as judge and jury in international law cases?\r\n\r\nJust ask 'em.\r\n\r\nThey'd be perfectly happy to serve as executioner as well, except they're afraid of guns.\r\n\r\n","author":"nonanarchist","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 17:02:33","modified":"2003-08-30 17:02:33","fileurl":""},{"id":80170,"heading":"I want some attention","article":"Liberals suck. \r\n\r\nPlease write back soon.\r\n\r\nSincerely,\r\nSmash","author":"smashtheleft","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 17:37:38","modified":"2003-08-30 17:37:38","fileurl":""},{"id":80180,"heading":"Better yet","article":"""Are those two war criminals...." \r\n\r\nPlease provide documented evidence showing where Bush and\/or Blair have been tried and convicted as war criminals. \r\n\r\n"\r\n\r\nBetter yet, please show some evidence that shows that most people not only don't think they are war criminals but are damn near heroes for having the balls to stand up to the inane UN and do what was right.\r\n\r\n\r\nCalling these two war criminals is like calling Ghandi a thug.\r\n","author":"fresca","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 20:08:32","modified":"2003-08-30 20:08:32","fileurl":""},{"id":80183,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"Caducada:"Please provide documented evidence showing where Bush and\/or Blair have been tried and convicted as war criminals. "\r\n\r\n...why...I have a copy right here in my pants...wanna take a look?\r\n","author":"KPC","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 20:21:03","modified":"2003-08-30 20:21:03","fileurl":""},{"id":80191,"heading":"fresca: just curious","article":"Hey KPC..a break from the arguing.\r\n\r\nJust wondering.  What music are you into? What's your favorite band.\r\n\r\nNo baiting..just wondering.\r\n\r\nWondering about everyone's musical tastes for that matter.","author":"hey KPC","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 22:37:04","modified":"2003-08-30 22:37:04","fileurl":""},{"id":80192,"heading":" No baiting..just wondering.","article":"why do you want to know?  ","author":" No baiting..just wondering.","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 22:46:05","modified":"2003-08-30 22:46:05","fileurl":""},{"id":80198,"heading":"I guess","article":"I guess I'm just trying to get an idea of who's behind all these posts in some fashion or another. Musical taste is always a good safe place to start.","author":"fresca","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-30 23:15:47","modified":"2003-08-30 23:15:47","fileurl":""},{"id":80228,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"...mmm...that's a tough one...\r\n\r\n\r\n...Velvet Underground probably....but ask me tomorrow and I'd probably say something else","author":"KPC","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-31 04:37:11","modified":"2003-08-31 04:37:11","fileurl":""},{"id":80281,"heading":"Hmmmm...imagine that","article":""...Velvet Underground probably....but ask me tomorrow and I'd probably say something else"\r\n\r\nI was actually listening to "Loaded" when I posted that question.\r\n\r\nSomething in common.","author":"fresca","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-31 23:03:47","modified":"2003-08-31 23:03:47","fileurl":""},{"id":80449,"heading":"Although","article":"Come to think of it, I may have been listening to the Birthday Party.","author":"fresca","parent_id":80108,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-09-02 14:29:57","modified":"2003-09-02 14:29:57","fileurl":""}]}