{"article":{"id":77919,"heading":"the turtle vagina of god is phucing the internet up the ass next week , be there","author":"charles webster baer","created":"2003-08-20 08:29:07","modified":"2003-08-20 08:29:07","last_modified":"Wed, 20 Aug 2003 15:29:07","article":"<p>global internet government is www.1sound.com\/ix\/baer<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"santa cruz represent","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/08\/77919.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}