{"article":{"id":77274,"heading":"How To Produce and Distribute Bumper Stickers With Minimal Cost Using Common Home Office E","author":"The Resistance","created":"2003-08-16 03:34:13","modified":"2003-08-16 08:21:53","last_modified":"Sat, 16 Aug 2003 15:21:53","article":"

How To Produce and Distribute Bumper Stickers With Minimal Cost Using Common Home Office Equipment

Follow the link for article:

http:\/\/www.rationalanarchism.org\/fieldmanuals\/bumper_stickers.htm<\/a>

<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"http:\/\/www.stop-fascism.org","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"If you are like me, you've noticed that anti-fascist\/anti-Bush bumper stickers are hard to find. What you probably do not realize is that the dearth of these stickers is not caused by the lack of a market. The market not only exists, but is enthusiastic and yearning to express itself. I know because I broke ground in my local area by producing and distributing anti-Bush bumper stickers in exchange for donations to my collection of anti-fascist websites. ","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/08\/77274.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":77277,"heading":"ROTFLMAO!","article":""Bumper sticker paper has two sides."\r\n\r\nYah got to be kidding me... really?... you mean bumper sticker paper is special?\r\n\r\nHow many sides does ordinary paper have?\r\n\r\nBy the way it is PEEL and PEELED!\r\n \r\n","author":"Bumper stickers 101","parent_id":77274,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-08-16 03:57:56","modified":"2003-08-16 03:57:56","fileurl":""},{"id":77292,"heading":"Only a self-absorbed moron could turn a few sentences into a book","article":"<\/head>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

ONLY Stephen DeVoy could turn a simple, four-step \r\nprocess into a 5 page subweb! Have you ever tried to read any of his pages which \r\nseem to scroll into infinity? BWAHAHA.<\/font><\/p>\r\n

Creating bumper \r\nstickers:<\/b><\/a> <\/p>\r\n

Bumper stickers are incredibly easy and cheap to make. It's only a matter of \r\nprinting them on a laser printer\/copier. And they only cost 7 to 10 cents \r\neach.<\/b> Basically, all you have to do is: <\/p>\r\n

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Design your bumper sticker<\/b> in Word or your favorite program, and be \r\n sure it has some quaint, yet sufficiently moronic slogan on it. Something like \r\n "Crash into me. I'm an Uninsured Driver", or "This car was once slept in by \r\n Stephen DeVoy".<\/li>\r\n \r\n
Print it on Avery 5165 label stock<\/b> (NOTE that you should use a \r\n LaserJet printer instead of a bubblejet or other printer - this will ensure \r\n that the ink won't run in the rain. If you don't have access to a LaserJet \r\n printer, your local Kinkos has Laser copiers - it is cheap and easy.) <\/li>\r\n \r\n

Cut them into three pieces.<\/b> (The Avery 5165 label stock is available \r\n at any office supply store (even online) such as\r\n OfficeDEPOT<\/a>, and will cost you less \r\n than $30 for 100 sheets - which will make 300 stickers! Or you can buy 25 \r\n sheets for less than $10. That's only 10 to 12 cents per sticker!) <\/li>\r\n

Spray<\/b> them with clear lacquer to protect them from the rain \r\n (although the sun will fade them anyway).<\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n<\/font>\r\n
DONE.<\/b><\/p>\r\n<\/font>\r\n
NOTE:<\/b><\/p>\r\n
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Be aware that a bumper sticker which has a \r\nslogan like "Bush and Cheney for Prison",<\/b> or "Stop-Fascism"<\/b> will be very embarassing to be seen attached to your dented up piece of shit car when Bush is \r\nre-elected in 2004, ot when stop-fascism.org is no longer on the internet. \r\nLikewise, slogand such as "My child is an anarchist in our local cell" <\/b>\r\nmight not look good if you are in a custody fight with the State over your child \r\n(hell, its probably not yours anyway).<\/font><\/p>\r\n <\/li>\r\n
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Bumper Stickers are passe<\/b>, and people with real \r\nmoney would NEVER attach anything like a bumper sticker to their luxury car or \r\nexpensive SUV. How many have you ever seen such adhesive garbage plastered on \r\nthe bumper of a Mercedes, Lexus, BMW, Volvo, Saab, Porsche, Infiniti, Jaguar, \r\nRolls Royce or Bentley? I thought not.<\/font><\/p>\r\n <\/li>\r\n
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The slogan written on the bumper sticker may make \r\nyour dented up piece of shit car eligible for still MORE dents from unknown \r\nindividuals who dont like what they say. Your sticker may also elicit passersby \r\non the freeway who spontaneously give you the bird (or throw half empty \r\nStarbucks frappucinos at your vehicle). Police arent likely to "give you a \r\nbreak" when stopped either.<\/font><\/p>\r\n <\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n
HAVE FUN MAKING YOUR IDIOTIC, PATHETIC LITTLE STICKERS <\/b><\/p>\r\n
WHICH AREN'T WORTH THE PAPER THEY ARE PRINTED ON!<\/b><\/p>\r\n<\/font>\r\n\r\n<\/body>\r\n\r\n<\/html>","author":"Amused beyond belief","parent_id":77274,"mime_type":"text\/html","created":"2003-08-16 08:21:53","modified":"2003-08-16 08:21:53","fileurl":""}]}