{"article":{"id":69903,"heading":"Happy Birthday America!","author":"Simple Simon","created":"2003-07-05 19:28:00","modified":"2003-07-09 13:48:20","last_modified":"Wed, 09 Jul 2003 20:48:20","article":"<p>Two hundred and twenty seven years young. <br><br> God bless America.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Land that I love","numcomment":3,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/07\/69903.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":69982,"heading":"Fuck america!","article":"Down with america! ","author":"(A)","parent_id":69903,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-07-06 01:13:09","modified":"2003-07-06 01:13:09","fileurl":""},{"id":70880,"heading":"Simple","article":"No need to resort to profanity, my little minded cretin.\r\n\r\nNow get back in the kitchen and make my lunch, sucker.","author":"Simple Simon","parent_id":69903,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-07-09 11:21:53","modified":"2003-07-09 11:21:53","fileurl":""},{"id":70899,"heading":"come one","article":"fuck america? are you kidding me?\r\n\r\ni don't even know how to respond to a statement like that...though I feel strangely fine with saying &quot;fuck your life!&quot;\r\n\r\nNow you HAD to expect to get responses like this, or the good ole  &quot;You don't like it? Get the fuck out!&quot; \r\n\r\nbesides, shouldn't you be in summer school right now?","author":"Uncle Sam","parent_id":69903,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-07-09 13:48:26","modified":"2003-07-09 13:48:26","fileurl":""}]}