{"article":{"id":69844,"heading":"Freedom Fireworks Kit!","author":"Dead Sea Dog","created":"2003-07-05 11:12:53","modified":"2005-08-15 01:35:12","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:35:12","article":"<p>Freedom Aircraft Carrier <br>  <br> Patriot Force Tanks <br>  <br> Phantom Chopper <br>  <br> 2 Hijacked Planes <br>  <br> Tomahawk Missiles <br>  <br> and the grand finale: Flaming Twin Towers <br><br> \"The most respectful example of patriotic marketing to hit the stores this year\", declares Donald Rumsfeld.  <br><br> Offer good while supplies last. Terrorists sold seperately.<\/p>\n","contact":"deadseadog@hotmail.com","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Order your Freedom Fireworks Kit today!","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/07\/fourth.jpg","filesize":"121.2 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/07\/69844.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/07\/fourth.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/07\/fourth.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2003\/07\/fourth.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}