{"article":{"id":65381,"heading":"Shills on The Run","author":"Parmenides","created":"2003-06-18 18:14:27","modified":"2003-06-20 18:15:04","last_modified":"Sat, 21 Jun 2003 01:15:04","article":"

Shills on the Run

I don't wanna know your name

Cause you shills are all the same

The wars you serve like whores

OK you think you got a 911 case

But the rest of you is out of place

You just want endless war

Shills on the run

You screamed and everybody comes a-running

Take a run and hide yourself away

Shills on the run

Shi-Shi Shills on the run and hideaway

You-you talk about Democracy's hand

But your capitalist greed is second hand

I've heard it all before

I don't wanna know your name

Cause you shills are all the same

The wars you serve like whores

(repeat chorus)

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Ya think? :-)","author":"KOBE SBM","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-18 22:05:12","modified":"2003-06-18 22:05:12","fileurl":""},{"id":65448,"heading":"Ahh the incessant ...","article":"whining of republican scumbags is mirrored only by their lack of creativity and\/or humor.","author":"Parmenides","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-18 23:48:28","modified":"2003-06-18 23:48:28","fileurl":""},{"id":65457,"heading":"The only objection...","article":"...is that calling the Shills Whores is an insult to honest Hookers everywhere.","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-19 00:56:50","modified":"2003-06-19 00:56:50","fileurl":""},{"id":65564,"heading":""...lack of creativity and\/or humor."","article":"You have GOT to be kidding me.\r\n\r\nBut it doesn't surprise me.\r\n\r\nThis, from a regular on a website who thinks the utilmate humor is a bad Photoshop of Bush in front of a swastika. \r\n\r\nYeah...the pinnacle of humor, all right.","author":"daveman","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-19 22:33:51","modified":"2003-06-19 22:33:51","fileurl":""},{"id":65765,"heading":"Logical Fallacy","article":""This, from a regular on a website who thinks the utilmate humor is a bad Photoshop of Bush in front of a swastika."\r\n\r\nUnsubstantiated Allegation \r\n\r\n","author":"debate coach","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 14:09:32","modified":"2003-06-20 14:09:32","fileurl":""},{"id":65785,"heading":"Here's my poem! Entitled "Shills on the Run!"","article":"Shills on the run!\r\nThat ain't much fun.\r\nThey might get a gun\r\nand shoot my liberal bum.\r\nI'm wishin' my mum\r\nhad stayed clear of free luv fun\r\nit makes me mad\r\ncause I don't know my dad.\r\nNow I'm a kook,\r\nthat thinks they're all spooks\r\nGotta let you all know\r\nthat they're all COINTELPRO\r\nThat's exactly what they are\r\nDisinfo agents and liars\r\nhere to slander me bad\r\ncause I never met my real dad.\r\nThey don't want you to know\r\nFlight 93 was remote controlled\r\nAnd Ossama bin Laden who's dormant\r\nWas a CIA informant\r\nAnd that George Bush and Dick Cheney\r\nReally work for Hussein-y\r\nMy brain's turned to mutton\r\nfrom reading whatreallyhappened\r\nDot com-ing is fun you see\r\nfor a pathetic liberal like me.\r\nI'm a loser with gas\r\nand I never take baths\r\nStar Wars and The Matrix\r\nare my favorite flicks\r\nStar Wars part 3 really stinks\r\nExcept for that Jar Jar Binks.\r\nSo shills on the run\r\nas you can see is little fun\r\nfor a moron like me\r\nthat don't know my daddy.\r\nI do not like green eggs and ham\r\nI do not like them sam i am.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"Eric","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 14:50:29","modified":"2003-06-20 14:50:29","fileurl":""},{"id":65788,"heading":"Eric","article":"Get back to work. The urinals need new scent cakes.","author":"Eric's boss","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 14:51:23","modified":"2003-06-20 14:51:23","fileurl":""},{"id":65824,"heading":"Shills on the run!","article":"Shills on the run!\r\nThey break it off in my bum\r\nI'm liberal scum\r\nwith a whore for a mum.\r\nYippeeee kaayyyyyyayayyayaaahhhhhh!","author":"Eric","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 15:38:42","modified":"2003-06-20 15:38:42","fileurl":""},{"id":65827,"heading":"Eric","article":"Your medications are ready, you psycho.","author":"Eric's Wal-Mart pharmacist","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 15:40:50","modified":"2003-06-20 15:40:50","fileurl":""},{"id":65843,"heading":"Here's My Poem! Entitled "Of Hope and Peace and Love"","article":"Life is precious to us all on this journey\r\nInside all of us a love that gives exists\r\nBrevity of life demands we find our inner peace\r\nEveryone must do their part for their fellowman\r\nRemember those who have gone on before\r\nAlways caring for others before self\r\nLove that had no beginning and no end\r\nSharing truth with those around us\r\nAlways pressing onward towards tomorrow\r\nReflecting on the peace we strive onward\r\nEver inching closer to our goal\r\nSimply wanting a better world for our children\r\nOthers may jeer and jest at our motives\r\nSaying things to tear and break us down\r\nTruth cannot be quiet\r\nUpon the mountains and in the valleys we shout\r\nPeace to all and love for all mankind\r\nInside us all is love\u2019s abounding message\r\nDeliver us all to hope and peace and love.\r\n","author":"my heart sings","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 16:18:24","modified":"2013-11-11 00:23:11","fileurl":""},{"id":65849,"heading":"I do not like shills.","article":"I do not like them on a boat.\r\nI do not like them with a goat.\r\nI do not like them on a house.\r\nI do not like them with a mouse.\r\nOne Shill, Two Shill\r\nRed shill, Blue Shill.\r\nIt's funny when we walk down the street\r\nAt how many shills we all can meet.\r\nThe only thing better than a shill you see,\r\nis a liberal moron on IMC.\r\nWe laugh and ponder at his tripe\r\nhe tells us to put *that* in our pipe\r\nand smoke it puff it, "you must go"\r\n"for after all you're COINTELPRO"\r\n"but I only think these thoughts that won't stop"\r\n'cause my moms a whore. never knew my pop."\r\nI do not like two shills nor three\r\nI do not like them, Diogenes I be!\r\n","author":"Eric","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 16:24:38","modified":"2003-06-20 16:24:38","fileurl":""},{"id":65851,"heading":"Eric","article":"Take your medications, you psycho.","author":"Dr. Suess","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 16:26:06","modified":"2003-06-20 16:26:06","fileurl":""},{"id":65852,"heading":"Shill shill shill","article":"Shill shill shill\r\nwhat a wonderful thrill\r\nTell him to take a pill\r\nHe is making me ill.\r\n\r\nYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!","author":"Eric","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 16:29:29","modified":"2003-06-20 16:29:29","fileurl":""},{"id":65853,"heading":"The itsy bitsy shill","article":"The itsy bitsy shilly\r\nspammed the forum board.\r\ndown came the the liberals\r\nand headed for the door\r\nout came Diogenes\r\nresponding to all the tripe\r\nand the liberals all came back to IMC again\r\nable to sleep at night.\r\n\r\n","author":"Eric","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 16:34:59","modified":"2003-06-20 16:34:59","fileurl":""},{"id":65854,"heading":"please keep your gov. day job.","article":"Poor poetry again. Bah! Good thing you are sucking off\r\nthe government teet. You'd starve.","author":"your personal demon, Eric.","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 17:10:22","modified":"2003-06-20 17:10:22","fileurl":""},{"id":65906,"heading":"KOBE","article":"If you hate Muslims and niggers as much as we do, visit our website.\r\n.\r\n","author":"KOBE SBM","parent_id":65381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-20 18:15:13","modified":"2003-06-20 18:15:13","fileurl":""}]}