{"article":{"id":65161,"heading":"Bush Looses Fight with Space Scooter","author":"Che","created":"2003-06-18 00:26:29","modified":"2005-08-15 01:33:01","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:33:01","article":"<p>ic Northern Ireland News <br>  <br> Bush Looses Fight with Space Scooter  <br>  <br> Jun 13 2003 <br><br> President George Bush has lost a battle of wills with a Segway scooter. <br><br> The US commander-in-chief took a tumble during a family break in Kennebunkport, Maine. <br><br> Tennis racket in hand, the president strode up to the space-age scooter, jumped on and then stumbled right off the machine. <br><br> Bush was spending a long weekend at the family compound to celebrate George Bush Snr's 79th birthday yesterday. <br><br> Undeterred by his slip, Bush got back on again. His father then climbed on a second Segway, and this time they cruised off with his dog Barney leading the way. <br><br> The president's two daughters, Jenna and Barbara, and former first lady Barbara Bush all took turns on the Segways too. <br><br> In January, the president rode inventor Dean Kamen's own Segway, and was said to have handled it like a pro - that time.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"http:\/\/icnorthernireland.icnetwork.co.uk\/news\/national\/content_objectid=13065971_method=full_siteid=66002_headline=-Bush-Looses-Fight-with-Space-Scooter-name_pa","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Why are we losing to this man?","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/segway.jpg","filesize":"6.5 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/06\/65161.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/segway.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/segway.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":65162,"heading":"Space scooters resist evil.","article":"The Segway was designed for human use only.  Providing transport to the spawn of Satan was not incorporated into its design.","author":"Mary","parent_id":65161,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-18 00:44:23","modified":"2003-06-18 00:44:23","fileurl":""},{"id":65164,"heading":"Can you tell us Mary...","article":"How many people have fallen off a Segway?? \r\n\r\nCan you give us accurate and verifyable data as to how many fell off on the first mount so we can draw our own conclusions..\r\n\r\nHave you ever SEEN a Segway in real life?... If so how did YOU do?\r\n\r\n","author":"Rational Normal Person","parent_id":65161,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-18 00:53:00","modified":"2003-06-18 00:53:00","fileurl":""},{"id":65165,"heading":"Mary, Mary quite contrary.  Trim that pussy, it's so damn hairy.","article":"Poor Mary couldn't ride one herself seeing as they weren't made for worthless cunts either.","author":"Dice","parent_id":65161,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-18 00:53:33","modified":"2003-06-18 00:53:33","fileurl":""},{"id":65177,"heading":"Your eyes are starting to open...","article":"It's all part of the SEGWAY PLAN.","author":"Priest#XJ29J653-0000-4","parent_id":65161,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-18 02:41:31","modified":"2003-06-18 02:41:31","fileurl":""}]}