{"article":{"id":64504,"heading":" Bill Clinton Gets Taxpayer-Supported Blowjobs","author":"ellen","created":"2003-06-13 12:49:34","modified":"2003-06-14 11:18:03","last_modified":"Sat, 14 Jun 2003 18:18:03","article":"<p>Liberals are afraid of upstarts, they want to keep the status quo.  They ar afraid of homeschoolers.  They are afraid of treeWhile yhouses.  They are afraid of rich ones, that have made it the real way - not the way the Clintons make it and Liberals make it - through \"organizing\" and forcing the taxpayer to give it to them.  They are parasites, very afraid of life.  They are afraid of risk.  They are afraid of Martha Stewart, she makes them look lazy and bad - which they are.  Martha has brains.  They don't want to look stupid, which they are.  Look at the difference between Hiliary and Martha.  Night and Day.  One is so stupid and the other is so maart.  So they go after the smart one and love the stupid one.  That's how sick humanity is!  Dummies.  Give your tax money for Bill to get free blowjobs!  Dummies!  While you guys pay for those blowjobs!  But you love Bill - just like they loved Hitler.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":" Liberals will go after you for talking - or basically doing anything human.  You may think for youself.  They hate that.","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/06\/64504.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":64565,"heading":"Martha Stewart is a Dem.","article":"Um...\r\n\r\nMartha Stewart is a strong Dem. supporter. Liberals don't necessarily hate her.\r\n\r\nAnd the cost of those blowjobs was primarily imposed by the Republicans who had to spend tens or hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer money in order to make a big deal of it all.","author":"Fact Bringer","parent_id":64504,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-13 18:27:36","modified":"2003-06-13 18:27:36","fileurl":""},{"id":64568,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"...geez...I could barely hack thru the typos....\r\n\r\n...and you gotta admit...MS is SCARY!!!!","author":"KPC","parent_id":64504,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-13 18:41:52","modified":"2003-06-13 18:41:52","fileurl":""},{"id":64607,"heading":"Time for a visit to the dr.","article":"Maybe Ellen qualifies for a taxpayer supported lobotomy. \r\n\r\nI, for one, would much rather recieve a taxpayer supported blowjob, but in Ellen's case, I definitely think lobotomy is the better choice.","author":"Dalton Trumbo","parent_id":64504,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-13 22:31:26","modified":"2003-06-13 22:31:26","fileurl":""},{"id":64671,"heading":"That Shows How Much You Know!","article":"I've already had a lobotomy, Mr. Know-It-All.","author":"ellen","parent_id":64504,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-14 11:18:03","modified":"2003-06-14 11:18:03","fileurl":""}]}