{"article":{"id":62225,"heading":"Thank You King IMP!","author":"loyal servant","created":"2003-06-05 15:18:37","modified":"2005-08-15 01:31:55","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:31:55","article":"<p>In a daring feat that would cause even Evel Knievel to think twice, an individual managed to silence the routine KOBE and IMPing shenanigans that goes on here at LA Indymendia. <br><br> &ldquo;If you want to act like children, then I&rsquo;ll treat you like children&rdquo; were the words of this illustrious hero, as he completely blocked out the commentary of the hooligans that normally dominate the forum with their mindless blathering and pointless invectives. He completely shut them all down. <br><br> &ldquo;So just who is this masked hero&rdquo; you may ask? Well, sources indicate that he&rsquo;s a computer maven of superior intellect, the likes of which IndyMedia has never seen. But to whomever he may be, we here at IMC just want to thank you, King IMP! Thank you from the bottoms of our hearts! <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Today, an anonymous hero, calling himself &quot;King IMP&quot; successfully managed to silenec all of the bickering and IMPing that routinely goes on here at LA IMC.","numcomment":5,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/king_imp.jpg","filesize":"64.4 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/06\/62225.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/king_imp.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/king_imp.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/king_imp.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":62227,"heading":"Here's to the real &quot;King of All Media!&quot;","article":"I've got nothing on you, King IMP!","author":"Howard Stern","parent_id":62225,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-05 15:21:01","modified":"2003-06-05 15:21:01","fileurl":""},{"id":62231,"heading":"He just joined KOBE","article":"We have the best hackers on the planet. BWAHAHAHAHA!","author":"KOBE SBM","parent_id":62225,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-05 15:38:32","modified":"2003-06-05 15:38:32","fileurl":""},{"id":62249,"heading":"Not quite.","article":"That's a long way from &quot;hacking&quot; - like, a *really* long way, but it's funny none-the-less.\r\n\r\nPS: You should remove the instructions on how to accomplish this from your message boards, or the Indy folks will learn where the problem lies and will fix it.","author":"Katalyst","parent_id":62225,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-05 17:44:00","modified":"2003-06-05 17:44:00","fileurl":""},{"id":62381,"heading":"Hacking and such","article":"I wouldn't know a hacker if one bit me on my cellulite-laden ass.\r\n\r\nwww.kobehq.com","author":"KOBE SBM","parent_id":62225,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-06 13:52:06","modified":"2003-06-06 13:52:06","fileurl":""},{"id":62784,"heading":"WRONG!!!","article":"&quot;In a daring feat that would cause even Evel Knievel to think twice, an individual managed to silence the routine KOBE and IMPing shenanigans that goes on here at LA Indymendia.&quot;\r\n\r\nYeah, right. Look again, moron!!!","author":"King Puppet Master","parent_id":62225,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-06 16:55:53","modified":"2003-06-06 16:55:53","fileurl":""}]}