{"article":{"id":61697,"heading":"Utterfailure: Reloaded","author":"Eric","created":"2003-06-04 14:36:57","modified":"2005-08-15 01:31:49","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:31:49","article":"

Apparently, our resident idiot Sy$temF@ilure (or should I say, Enrique Barbeito Garcia) made a little video of himself with the schools video camera, but forget to take the tape out when he returned the euipment to the art department.

The film fell into the wrong hands, and the rest is history.

So pop up a batch of microwave popcorn, sit back and relax, while we present to you:

Sy$temF@ilure - He Rulez!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"video\/x-ms-wmv","summary":"I just found this footage.","numcomment":57,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/06\/star_wars_kid_remix.wmv","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/06\/61697.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":61704,"heading":"And now the Sequel:","article":"UtterFailure: Reloaded","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"video\/x-ms-wmv","created":"2003-06-04 14:42:56","modified":"2003-06-04 14:42:56","fileurl":"\/home\/httpd\/la\/website\/uploads\/sw_kid_reloaded.wmv"},{"id":61710,"heading":"Oh and for you fans...","article":"We've got \r\n\r\nUtterFailure: The Original (uncut) Version","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"video\/x-ms-wmv","created":"2003-06-04 14:47:09","modified":"2005-08-15 01:31:49","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/06\/star_wars_kid.wmv"},{"id":61711,"heading":"Or perhaps...","article":"Or perhaps that last one should be entitled:\r\n\r\n"The making of - an UtterFailure"","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 14:49:03","modified":"2003-06-04 14:49:03","fileurl":""},{"id":61724,"heading":"Dude that is some funny shit.","article":"That kid swinging a broom handle, reminds me of a young Darth Vader.","author":"Danno","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 15:03:53","modified":"2003-06-04 15:03:53","fileurl":""},{"id":61735,"heading":"Eric","article":"Why are you so obsessed with Systemfailure? Get back into your straightjacket, you psycho.","author":"anti-psycho","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 15:25:25","modified":"2003-06-04 15:25:25","fileurl":""},{"id":61740,"heading":"I just like his videos","article":"They're' classic.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 15:29:16","modified":"2003-06-04 15:29:16","fileurl":""},{"id":61742,"heading":"Memo to Eric","article":"Your anti-psychotic medications are ready.","author":"Eric's Wal-Mart pharmacist","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 15:30:49","modified":"2003-06-04 15:30:49","fileurl":""},{"id":61747,"heading":"You haven't seen psycho yet...","article":"Mother. I love you. And I didn't mean to hit you over the head with that shovel.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 15:37:13","modified":"2003-06-04 15:37:13","fileurl":""},{"id":61749,"heading":"I ain't done.","article":"This ain't the chorus.\r\nI ain't eve drug you in the woods yet\r\nto paint the forest.\r\n\r\nA blood stain is orange\r\nafter you wash it \r\n3 or 4 times\r\nin the tub\r\nbut that's normal,\r\nain't it Norman?","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 15:39:23","modified":"2003-06-04 15:39:23","fileurl":""},{"id":61750,"heading":"A serial killer...","article":"Hiding murder material\r\nin a cereal box\r\non top of your stereo.\r\n\r\nWhoops. Here we go again.\r\nWe're out of our medicine\r\nout our mind\r\nand we want in yours.\r\nLET US IN!!!!!!!!!!","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/html","created":"2003-06-04 15:41:41","modified":"2003-06-04 15:41:41","fileurl":""},{"id":61754,"heading":"Eric","article":"I like to take it in the ass. Do you?","author":"brigg","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 15:58:17","modified":"2003-06-04 15:58:17","fileurl":""},{"id":61757,"heading":"That's not utter, ahem, systemfailure.","article":"I would know too, because I've smoked his pole on several occasions. He's much fatter than that kid. He's about the same age though.","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:01:58","modified":"2003-06-04 16:01:58","fileurl":""},{"id":61760,"heading":"Nice imp attempt, brigg","article":"Poor, little brigg.","author":"fanta","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:04:18","modified":"2003-06-04 16:04:18","fileurl":""},{"id":61764,"heading":"You so stupid.","article":"That was really me, you buffoon!","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:05:52","modified":"2003-06-04 16:05:52","fileurl":""},{"id":61766,"heading":"No it wasn't!","article":"It was me, you raghead!","author":"brigg","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:06:33","modified":"2003-06-04 16:06:33","fileurl":""},{"id":61768,"heading":"Nothing new.","article":"faker is still an idiot!","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:07:26","modified":"2003-06-04 16:07:26","fileurl":""},{"id":61771,"heading":"I'm the faker","article":"I'm the faker, you dolt!","author":"brigg","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:08:08","modified":"2003-06-04 16:08:08","fileurl":""},{"id":61773,"heading":"You got that right.","article":"You're the faker and you're the dolt.\r\n\r\nAnd now I'm talking to myself.","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:09:04","modified":"2003-06-04 16:09:04","fileurl":""},{"id":61832,"heading":"What's with all the spam?","article":"I realize Sy$temF@ilure is sensitive and all, but he doesn't have to go to all the trouble to bury the thread, just because it got to him! I mean, geez. Get a sense of humor dude. It was a joke.\r\n\r\nOk, for all those of you who haven't figured it out, that's not utterfailure in those videos...","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:39:22","modified":"2003-06-04 16:39:22","fileurl":""},{"id":61836,"heading":"Jesus!","article":"I just looked at the latest comments page! I must have really pissed off utterfailure today!!","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2003-06-04 16:44:25","modified":"2005-08-15 01:31:50","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/06\/utterfailure_on_rampage.jpg","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/06\/utterfailure_on_rampage.jpg"}},{"id":61837,"heading":"Eric","article":""Hiding murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo. Whoops. Here we go again. We're out of our medicine out our mind and we want in yours. LET US IN!!!!!!!!!!"\r\n\r\nYour anti-psychotic medications are ready.","author":"Eric's Wal-Mart pharmacist","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:44:56","modified":"2003-06-04 16:44:56","fileurl":""},{"id":61838,"heading":"Eric","article":"Look out! "Utterfailure" is outside your window!!! You need help, you freaking psycho.","author":"anti-psycho","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:45:56","modified":"2003-06-04 16:45:56","fileurl":""},{"id":61839,"heading":"You sit here...","article":"day and night spamming the newswire with this gabage and childish ranting of yours, and then call ME a psycho!\r\n\r\nYou need help. Seriously.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:47:45","modified":"2003-06-04 16:47:45","fileurl":""},{"id":61840,"heading":"Eric","article":""...spamming the newswire with this gabage and childish ranting of yours..."\r\n\r\nOh, you mean this?\r\n\r\n"Hiding murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo. Whoops. Here we go again. We're out of our medicine out our mind and we want in yours. LET US IN!!!!!!!!!!" \r\n\r\nYou need a straightjacket PRONTO.","author":"anti-psycho","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:50:27","modified":"2003-06-04 16:50:27","fileurl":""},{"id":61842,"heading":"Get some help, freak.","article":"Seriously. You need help.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:51:49","modified":"2003-06-04 16:51:49","fileurl":""},{"id":61843,"heading":"Seeing someone using a microsoft platform...","article":"... is so funny. How many patches do you average a month\r\nto counter the virus blizzards?\r\nHaHa.\r\nLinux or Mac rules.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:52:08","modified":"2003-06-04 16:52:08","fileurl":""},{"id":61844,"heading":"I didn't post that crap, idiot.","article":"I didn't post that crap. Now go get some help.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:52:49","modified":"2003-06-04 16:52:49","fileurl":""},{"id":61845,"heading":"Eric","article":""Mother. I love you. And I didn't mean to hit you over the head with that shovel."\r\n\r\nYou're the only one here who needs professional help, you freakazoid.\r\n\r\n","author":"anti-psycho","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:53:59","modified":"2003-06-04 16:53:59","fileurl":""},{"id":61847,"heading":"You need some help.","article":"Dude, I'm serious. Listen to your Doctors and take your medication.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:55:23","modified":"2003-06-04 16:55:23","fileurl":""},{"id":61848,"heading":"Memo to Eric","article":"Your anti-psychotic medications are ready.","author":"Eric's Wal-Mart pharmacist","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:56:23","modified":"2003-06-04 16:56:23","fileurl":""},{"id":61850,"heading":"Dude you're a freak","article":"Are you just lonely or what?","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:58:01","modified":"2003-06-04 16:58:01","fileurl":""},{"id":61852,"heading":"Eric","article":"Would you like to borrow my blow-up doll?\r\n\r\nwww.kobehq.com","author":"KOBE SBM","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:58:58","modified":"2003-06-04 16:58:58","fileurl":""},{"id":61853,"heading":"No thanks.","article":"no thank you.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 16:59:54","modified":"2003-06-04 16:59:54","fileurl":""},{"id":61854,"heading":"Eric","article":"How about my she-male lover?\r\n\r\nwww.kobehq.com","author":"KOBE SBM","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:00:54","modified":"2003-06-04 17:00:54","fileurl":""},{"id":61855,"heading":"Here. I'll talk to you.","article":"Let's be friends. What do you say? Perhaps a conversation? What's the weather like today where you're at?","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:01:11","modified":"2003-06-04 17:01:11","fileurl":""},{"id":61856,"heading":"Eric","article":"Go shove it up your ass.","author":"Max Thrasher","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:02:28","modified":"2003-06-04 17:02:28","fileurl":""},{"id":61857,"heading":"C'mon, you can do it.","article":"Just look out the window and tell me. Is the sun shining? Are the birds singing? I know you're agoraphobic and all, but just give it a shot.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:02:44","modified":"2003-06-04 17:02:44","fileurl":""},{"id":61858,"heading":"Logical Fallacy","article":""I know you're agoraphobic and all,..."\r\n\r\nUnsubstantiated Allegation \r\n\r\nFor more about logic, see: \r\n\r\nhttp:\/\/www.intrepidsoftware.com\/fallacy\/nonsup.htm \r\n\r\n","author":"debate coach","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:04:53","modified":"2003-06-04 17:04:53","fileurl":""},{"id":61861,"heading":"Don't you know how to have a conversation?","article":"It's taught in school from kindergarten on up. No need to be anti-social. Let's talk about something. Anything. What is it that you like?","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:06:33","modified":"2003-06-04 17:06:33","fileurl":""},{"id":61863,"heading":"Memo to Eric","article":"Your anti-psychotic medications are ready.\r\n\r\n","author":"Eric's Wal-Mart pharmacist","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:08:35","modified":"2003-06-04 17:08:35","fileurl":""},{"id":61866,"heading":"testy testy.","article":"What is then? What is it that you want to tell me, but obviously can't? Daddy abuse you as a child? Lock you in the closet? Come now. You can tell me...","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:10:02","modified":"2003-06-04 17:10:02","fileurl":""},{"id":61868,"heading":"I can help you","article":"You see, I've been there. My dad sodomized me when I was 6 years old.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:11:05","modified":"2003-06-04 17:11:05","fileurl":""},{"id":61869,"heading":"Oh how cute.","article":"It wants to play!","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:11:30","modified":"2003-06-04 17:11:30","fileurl":""},{"id":61871,"heading":"must be a full crew today, Eric","article":"Did another layoff occur? Or is this another attempt to\r\ngrind down, by shear volume, any conversation? Like lice in\r\na Thailand prison, I guess we can endure them, but shit; these idiots sure plow mud.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:15:11","modified":"2003-06-04 17:15:11","fileurl":""},{"id":61873,"heading":"Eric","article":"Do you like having conversations with yourself?","author":"anti-psycho","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:15:32","modified":"2003-06-04 17:15:32","fileurl":""},{"id":61874,"heading":"Sheepdog I don't know","article":"This guy has been spamming the forum all afternoon. I'm trying to talk to him, but he's just a stubborn prick.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:17:09","modified":"2003-06-04 17:17:09","fileurl":""},{"id":61875,"heading":"You know, they say it helps to talk about things.","article":"Wanna give it a shot? But I can't help you if you're just going to sit there repeating yourself over and over again.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:17:29","modified":"2003-06-04 17:17:29","fileurl":""},{"id":61876,"heading":"Eric","article":"Did it hurt when your dad sodomized you?","author":"counselor","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:18:16","modified":"2003-06-04 17:18:16","fileurl":""},{"id":61877,"heading":"You're a sick individual.","article":"You know this, right?","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:19:37","modified":"2003-06-04 17:19:37","fileurl":""},{"id":61880,"heading":"Eric","article":"Just because I asked you about your dad sodomizing you? You DO have issues!!!","author":"counselor","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:23:38","modified":"2003-06-04 17:23:38","fileurl":""},{"id":61885,"heading":"At least you're coming up with some new comments.","article":"We're all thankful for that small favor.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:25:59","modified":"2003-06-04 17:25:59","fileurl":""},{"id":61888,"heading":"Eric","article":"And I'm thankful for your small penis. ","author":"Eric's she\/male lover","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 17:27:29","modified":"2003-06-04 17:27:29","fileurl":""},{"id":61968,"heading":"Im FAMOUS !!!!","article":"if my name is enrico gracia, then wouldnt that put and end to frescas "white power theory"?\r\nSorry, close but no cigar.\r\n\r\nThis is a Nice PSYOPS exercise.\r\nIs he a S.E.A.L.?\r\nNO! Never was!!\r\nThats why ERIC=daveman is so angry at me.\r\n\r\nI didnt get a chance to see the videos (D@rN)...\r\ni'm sure it would have been a laugh.\r\n\r\nadditionally I would like to thank you for \r\nboosting my moniker to all at Indymedia.\r\nI love being famous.......\r\nIts a shame that you tried to hack my email so badly that my email system sent me a letter.\r\nWas it forwarded?\r\nI think getting caught is a crime isnt it?\r\n\r\nIt came from IP\r\n\r\n68.212.64.23\r\nisnt that you \r\nCraig Eric Vihn\r\n\r\n","author":"Sy$teMF@iLuRe","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 19:07:23","modified":"2003-06-04 19:07:23","fileurl":""},{"id":61973,"heading":"Sheepdog","article":""Mac rules"\r\n\r\n\r\nThat is just plain stupid talk. In no uncertain terms.","author":"fresca","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 19:49:32","modified":"2003-06-04 19:49:32","fileurl":""},{"id":61980,"heading":"Once again Enrique...","article":"You've got me. Please Hammer, don't hurt me.","author":"Eric","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-04 21:02:32","modified":"2003-06-04 21:02:32","fileurl":""},{"id":62062,"heading":"Eric","article":"Oh, how I wish I had aborted you!!!!","author":"Eric's mother","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-06-05 11:46:52","modified":"2003-06-05 11:46:52","fileurl":""},{"id":68809,"heading":""ERIC" THE SEAL?","article":"SEAL team 2?\r\nEurope...\r\n"Eric-" your conduct dosent seem very honorable here.\r\nI dont understand the name-calling and other\r\nchild like postings.\r\n\r\nIf you are claiming to be a SEAL and aren't.\r\nplease stop.","author":"hoot","parent_id":61697,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-07-01 21:44:04","modified":"2003-07-01 21:44:04","fileurl":""}]}