{"article":{"id":59298,"heading":"Sheep Dog and One Eyed Man","author":"Wavemaster","created":"2003-05-24 01:29:19","modified":"2003-05-24 14:07:00","last_modified":"Sat, 24 May 2003 21:07:00","article":"<p>I think that I can honestly say bi partasen that you guys are hillarious. You guys should be writers for Leno. I just wanted to thank you for cracking me up night in and night out. And I know for a fact that Fresca likes you too. <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"You guys are the best","numcomment":22,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/05\/59298.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":59336,"heading":"actually...","article":"...I do. That's what all this is about.\r\n","author":"fresca","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 05:34:41","modified":"2003-05-24 05:34:41","fileurl":""},{"id":59379,"heading":"yeah I agree with wave","article":"You guys are freaking hilarious. Like a Jerry Lewis re-run. I can just imagine One-eye talking in that stupid Jerry Lewis voice every time he puts on a show for us, and sheepdog stumbling around in front of the keyboard like a drunkard trying to type. Although, I honestly believe sheepster has a drinking problem. I don't think alcoholism is that funny at all really. But if he's not an addict then it is a pretty decent show he puts on. Entertains the piss outta me!","author":"Eric","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 09:25:07","modified":"2003-05-24 09:25:07","fileurl":""},{"id":59384,"heading":"Drinking problem?","article":"yeah I do, I can't find San Migual Negros anywhere!","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 09:41:49","modified":"2003-05-24 09:41:49","fileurl":""},{"id":59389,"heading":"furthermore...","article":"...I know Trader Joe's used to carry it.  Anybody?","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 09:53:00","modified":"2003-05-24 09:53:00","fileurl":""},{"id":59406,"heading":"See what I mean...","article":"What a lush! He's about to float away....","author":"Eric","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 10:41:41","modified":"2003-05-24 10:41:41","fileurl":""},{"id":59409,"heading":"(hic...hic***(burp) hic","article":"whatda mean...blink....blink.... !","author":"Deepsog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 10:55:50","modified":"2003-05-24 10:55:50","fileurl":""},{"id":59429,"heading":"well","article":"Pretty sure they have it at most Ralphs' at (least near me) and Mayfair\/gelsons. I'd bet Bristol Farm's has it.","author":"fresca","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 12:53:00","modified":"2003-05-24 12:53:00","fileurl":""},{"id":59431,"heading":"hey!","article":"thank you, I'll take a look.\r\nI'm talking the black, you know, not the dark beer.\r\nyee haw.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 12:57:59","modified":"2003-05-24 12:57:59","fileurl":""},{"id":59433,"heading":"well","article":"I'm not a drinking man, but I believe that it is the negro. Give it a try.","author":"fresca","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:01:00","modified":"2003-05-24 13:01:00","fileurl":""},{"id":59440,"heading":"well, fresca","article":"I thought you were female anyway....","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:14:56","modified":"2003-05-24 13:14:56","fileurl":""},{"id":59445,"heading":"Nope","article":"I suspect that stems from some half-baked attempt by someone at a slightly sexist derogatory comment.\r\nYou know like,&quot; Fresca, you're such a bitch&quot; or something like that. Who knows?\r\nSorry to dissapoint.","author":"fresca","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:22:20","modified":"2003-05-24 13:22:20","fileurl":""},{"id":59446,"heading":"HaHaHa!","article":"ok, what ever you say, fresca. Thank you, I'm\r\nglad you cleared that up, for all of us.\r\n","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:25:17","modified":"2003-05-24 13:25:17","fileurl":""},{"id":59447,"heading":"You two need just need to get a room","article":"Take all that mushy stuff off my website. We're here to talk about those racist kobe freaks. Stop blathering and get to the hate speech. Your boring me over here.","author":"Eric","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:27:46","modified":"2003-05-24 13:27:46","fileurl":""},{"id":59448,"heading":"I find it uncanny","article":"Does anyone else find it strange that Fresca and Sheepdog always seem to be in the same thread at the exact same time talking to each other? And that freak Eric always shows up shortly aftwards? Coincidence? Or not???","author":"an observer","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:34:35","modified":"2003-05-24 13:34:35","fileurl":""},{"id":59449,"heading":"Dear sweet Errrrric!","article":"You know I love only you.\r\nAll this is for you, my love, let us together explore the hights and depths of love, as we embace the world with the\r\nthunder of our unbounded love.\r\nHaHaHaHaHaHa.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:34:50","modified":"2003-05-24 13:34:50","fileurl":""},{"id":59450,"heading":"Just so you know","article":"&quot;ok, what ever you say, fresca. Thank you, I'm \r\nglad you cleared that up, for all of us. \r\n&quot;\r\n\r\nI wasn't implying that you had said that.","author":"fresca","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:40:39","modified":"2003-05-24 13:40:39","fileurl":""},{"id":59451,"heading":"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!","article":"Maybe you should take a bath and brush your teeth before you hit on me sheepdog! And put down that bottle of Remmy Martin!\r\n\r\nYou lush. Only in your wettest dreams.","author":"Eric","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:47:43","modified":"2003-05-24 13:47:43","fileurl":""},{"id":59452,"heading":"and as for you, Mr. impartial observer...","article":" this IS kinda like...well, a thread about me too.\r\nI'm so popular...\r\nOkay,okay, so is KPC....\r\nsorry, I'm so ashamed, my ego so huge, my paranoia so\r\nacute, the voices in my head so LOUD AND CONSTANT it\r\nonly means that I care.  So there.  Happy now?\r\nHave a nice day.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:48:59","modified":"2003-05-24 13:48:59","fileurl":""},{"id":59454,"heading":"Of Hope and Peace and Love","article":"Life is precious to us all on this journey\r\nInside all of us a love that gives exists\r\nBrevity of life demands we find our inner peace\r\nEveryone must do their part for their fellowman\r\nRemember those who have gone on before\r\nAlways caring for others before self\r\nLove that had no beginning and no end\r\nSharing truth with those around us\r\nAlways pressing onward towards tomorrow\r\nReflecting on the peace we strive onward\r\nEver inching closer to our goal\r\nSimply wanting a better world for our children\r\nOthers may jeer and jest at our motives\r\nSaying things to tear and break us down\r\nTruth cannot be quiet\r\nUpon the mountains and in the valleys we shout\r\nPeace to all and love for all mankind\r\nInside us all is love&#8217;s abounding message\r\nDeliver us all to hope and peace and love.\r\n","author":"my heart sings","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:51:56","modified":"2003-05-24 13:51:56","fileurl":""},{"id":59455,"heading":"I love that poem.","article":"It's hidden messages are just so, so true.\r\n\r\nAhhhhhhh blissssssssss.","author":"Eric","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 13:53:07","modified":"2003-05-24 13:53:07","fileurl":""},{"id":59465,"heading":"wow","article":"wow\r\nEric\r\nis\r\n\r\ndeep","author":"wow","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 14:02:43","modified":"2003-05-24 14:02:43","fileurl":""},{"id":59467,"heading":"Yes...","article":"...knee deep, knee deep, knee deep.","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":59298,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-24 14:07:00","modified":"2003-05-24 14:07:00","fileurl":""}]}