{"article":{"id":55806,"heading":"The Cows Found a Winning Formula!","author":"Thunder888","created":"2003-05-05 22:09:35","modified":"2005-08-15 01:29:03","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:29:03","article":"<p>[Disclaimer: This is a response made not in anger or retribution. It is poetic justice [ Ps 2:4 ]. This is what happens when you attempt to mock God's message. He loves to see the wicked scorners fall into the pit set for the poor. It is now response time[ Pr 29:11]. I tried telling them to stop the commercial. Not because I care about my image or something lame like that. Seriously, I throw it away for a reason ( Pr 23:2 ). What I don't like is that you have defied not me but my God. You are attempting to steal from the poor by tainting their blessing. Well, it's time for wipey-poo![ Isaiah 1:24,  1 Sam 17:40 ]] <br><br> [Oh yeh, did you know that Adam was a vegitarian? You MUST know he was much more man than you or me ( but especialy you ). He is the Alpha male. Just figured it might help you sell some salad. You know, rabbit food. [Jacob the Trickster (Isaiah 14:1)]  <br><br>  <br><br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Congradulations Outback! You have really made a name for yourself now. When did you decide 'sperm in a sock' was the formula for selling steak? Well the Cows would love to help you move some steak. Free of charge.\r\n","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/05\/filetminyass.jpg","filesize":"40.5 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/05\/55806.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/05\/filetminyass.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/05\/filetminyass.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}