{"article":{"id":55065,"heading":"Prepare....","author":"Ed","created":"2003-05-02 03:06:44","modified":"2003-05-03 17:31:38","last_modified":"Sun, 04 May 2003 00:31:38","article":"<p>oh joy... <br>  <br> GW is speaking tomorrow... <br><br> Prepare for the comb over!<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"GW speaks...","numcomment":18,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/05\/55065.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":55156,"heading":"Oh Joy!","article":"Shrub is declaring &quot;combat&quot; is over. . .Tell that to the 7 GIs recovering from a grenade tossed into their tents last night, they'll be so happy!\r\n\r\nPoint","author":"Point","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 11:30:03","modified":"2003-05-02 11:30:03","fileurl":""},{"id":55159,"heading":"Oh, Well..","article":"There were even some Japanese who continued to fight months and years after WW2 had ended.  This has only been 3 weeks.  They'll get the message.","author":"hg","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 11:45:42","modified":"2003-05-02 11:45:42","fileurl":""},{"id":55278,"heading":"San Diego dammit!","article":"The fucker is in San DIego, get your asses over here for May Day.","author":"Steve","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 15:52:08","modified":"2003-05-02 15:52:08","fileurl":""},{"id":55307,"heading":"Simple","article":"Please do.  Come down to the dock where the USS Abraham Lincoln will be arriving.\r\n\r\nWade through the throng of families waiting for the return of their servicemen and women.\r\n\r\nWait for the sailors to finish their debarkation.\r\n\r\nThen, when the Marines to begin their exit - and open your brave, brave mouths.\r\n\r\nMay Day is a celebration of the death of Communism.  Made only more glorious by the return of our heroes.  Please, please protest.","author":"Simple Simon","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 16:59:19","modified":"2003-05-02 16:59:19","fileurl":""},{"id":55339,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"Fuck the marines....whadda they gonna do, shoot into the crowd?","author":"KPC","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 17:18:14","modified":"2003-05-02 17:18:14","fileurl":""},{"id":55341,"heading":"Simple","article":"No.\r\n\r\nAnd what 'crowd' are you talking about?  You got two mice in your pocket?","author":"Simple Simon","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 17:22:09","modified":"2003-05-02 17:22:09","fileurl":""},{"id":55367,"heading":"You ever said &quot;fuck the marines&quot; to one's face?","article":"I imagine if he thought you serious, he'd pummel you liberal ass into soup.","author":"Eric","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 18:16:38","modified":"2003-05-02 18:16:38","fileurl":""},{"id":55382,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"...actually, I have said this to an ex-Marines face....\r\n\r\n...and he agreed with me!","author":"KPC","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 18:52:25","modified":"2003-05-02 18:52:25","fileurl":""},{"id":55403,"heading":"KFC","article":"Look, knock off the bullshit. I'm a mess hall sergeant and I'll kick your ass!","author":"Eric","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 19:36:48","modified":"2003-05-02 19:36:48","fileurl":""},{"id":55405,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"....whatever....\r\n\r\n...just make sure you wash you hands afterwards....","author":"KPC","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-02 19:55:42","modified":"2003-05-02 19:55:42","fileurl":""},{"id":55465,"heading":"Glad the troops are back...","article":"Too bad they faught just to make GW and his partners rich. Hope it was worth it.","author":"s.king","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-03 03:33:59","modified":"2003-05-03 03:33:59","fileurl":""},{"id":55525,"heading":"Simple","article":"Hey kiddies, how'd your protest of President Bush go?\r\n\r\nDid you tell those Marines to &quot;f*ck off&quot;?\r\n\r\nGolly, It didn't make the news, this huge protest of yours.\r\n\r\nI know, the corporate media just refused to cover it.  There were hundreds of thousands of you guys out there, but CNN and Fox and the rest just looked the other way and whistled.\r\n\r\nHe he he.\r\n\r\nWaiter?  I'm done with this (appeasment movement).  Take it away.","author":"Simple Simon","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-03 12:47:03","modified":"2003-05-03 12:47:03","fileurl":""},{"id":55555,"heading":"What a simpleton","article":"&quot;He he he,&quot; say the third grade imbecile.","author":"Mr. McFeely","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-03 15:14:45","modified":"2003-05-03 15:14:45","fileurl":""},{"id":55603,"heading":"Simple Simon","article":"Way to go, Simon. Whenever we conservatives have nothing intelligent to say, we can always just sit there and yawn. It really helps to show what mental midgets we are. Great job!","author":"Bush Admirer","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-03 16:48:38","modified":"2003-05-03 16:48:38","fileurl":""},{"id":55608,"heading":"Simple","article":"Burp.\r\n\r\nWhazzat?  You say something, Stupid?","author":"Simple Simon","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-03 16:52:26","modified":"2003-05-03 16:52:26","fileurl":""},{"id":55613,"heading":"Simple Simon","article":"Way to go. Whenever we conservatives have nothing intelligent to say, we can always just sit there and burp. It really helps to show what mental midgets we are. Great job!","author":"Bush Admirer","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-03 17:01:43","modified":"2003-05-03 17:01:43","fileurl":""},{"id":55626,"heading":"Simple","article":"So, how was the protest?\r\n\r\nC'mon, don't leave me hanging, let's hear all about it.\r\n\r\nDid you guys tell that f*cker?  You know, the President?\r\n\r\nBoy I'll bet you really told him.  Yeah.\r\n\r\nOf course, Friends was on last night, so I guess there was other stuff to do.","author":"Simple Simon","parent_id":55065,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-05-03 17:31:38","modified":"2003-05-03 17:31:38","fileurl":""}]}