{"article":{"id":51671,"heading":"Free Art, Kurt's Vision of Peace on Earth, Bring Medical Hashish and a Rain Coat","author":"Maybe Kurt Austin Brown","created":"2003-04-19 16:44:10","modified":"2003-04-19 16:44:10","last_modified":"Sat, 19 Apr 2003 23:44:10","article":"<p>Here, give the pretty lil Ms. Bush to the jubilant little Hussein, put kURt in the middle during disputes to help calm and settle the tumultous times. <br><br> Also, bring a few Xanax for the little lady and ship in some of that Moroccan Hash for the headaches. <br><br> (Historical fact:  When Julius Casear was marching through a new land in search of food and sustenance, he encountered a soldier.  The soldier had three fingers and three toes.   <br><br> His remark, \"Is that a man or a woman?\" <br><br> Ole Caesar settled more disputes with his \"tally-whacker of life\" out and a swinging and flinging, than he did with his armies swords piercing his distant brothers flesh, the pain and pleasure of human flesh and minds. <br><br> Warning, pic is erotic art, PG rated.  Click link to view <br><br> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/zine2\/democracyordeath\/UrNworldPeace.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/zine2\/democracyordeath\/UrNworldPeace.jpg<\/a> <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/zine2\/democracyordeath\/","address":"Somewhere between Heaven and Hell, Planet Earth","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Due to ineptitude in diplomacy, a clarvoyant has summoned Julius Caesar on what to do to bring peace.  His answer....","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/04\/51671.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}