{"article":{"id":43042,"heading":"A typical military recruit in a debate","author":"Lush Rimbaugh","created":"2003-03-29 16:51:40","modified":"2013-11-10 23:51:49","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 06:51:49","article":"<p>I wonder <br>  <br> by Batman &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 03:39 PM <br><br>  <br><br> I wonder, why don't you try and protest in South Central LA, Inglewood, or Compton?  <br><br> Is it because you pussy white boys are scared? Stay in Boyz Town mother fuckers.  <br><br> You know what would happen if you came down to the hood. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Batman <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:34 PM <br><br>  <br><br> Not all of us are white, you gangsta moron. Just don't let me see your PUNK ASS in a dark alley.  <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Fuck You <br>  <br> by Batman &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:37 PM <br><br>  <br><br> OK, Uncle Tom. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Batman <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:39 PM <br><br>  <br><br> Wow, what a thoughtful response. I suggest you do some RESEARCH and find out who Uncle Tom REALLY was. I'll give you a starting point - his name was Josiah Henson. If you weren't so ignorant, you'd know that calling me \"Uncle Tom\" is a compliment. SNAP!!!!!!!!!!! <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> FUCK YOU <br>  <br> by Batman &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:41 PM <br><br>  <br><br> Educate this motha fucker.  <br><br> Come protest in the hood, get out of vanilla valley. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Batman <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:43 PM <br><br>  <br><br> If you want to \"educate,\" I suggest that you get a brain implant. You must be one of those black conservatives. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Democrat <br>  <br> by Batman &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:46 PM <br><br>  <br><br> I'm whatever the fuck I want to be.  <br><br> SNAP! That mother fucker, what no protest in the hood?  <br><br> All you USC motha fuckers go up to Hollywood or Westside to protest...cowards. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Batman <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:47 PM <br><br>  <br><br> I can only hope that you don't have any kids. If you do, they're probably conceived from multiple hootchies. SNAP!!!!!!! <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Mandingo <br>  <br> by Batman &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:51 PM <br><br>  <br><br> I'm 22 and have one kid from one woman, my wife.  <br><br> I'm joining the ARMY to support my family and you protestors make me sick.  <br><br> SNAP That, motha fucker <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Batman <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:54 PM <br><br>  <br><br> Oh, you're REALLY that stupid. You're allowing yourself to be used by the MAN to fight a war for the oil corporations. You are one uneducated motherfucker. I'll bet you didn't even graduate high school. Why else would you be joining the military? You are totally pathetic. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> I almost forgot.... <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:55 PM <br><br>  <br><br> ...SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> WHATEVER <br>  <br> by Batman &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 05:57 PM <br><br>  <br><br> I got my GED and it's an opportunity for me to serve my country and support my family. If that's bad, then I'm guilty. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 06:01 PM <br><br>  <br><br> I just KNEW you were a dropout! <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <br>  <br> by Mandingo &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 06:02 PM <br><br>  <br><br> The military just LOVES people like you! <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> BATMAN: <br>  <br> by Impeach Bush &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 06:16 PM <br><br>  <br><br> I hope to hell you don't come home like those who were sent to Vietnam: In a body bag, the walking wounded, or addicted to the drugs that the military pushed.  <br><br> Your wife and child deserves more. Just remember: Bush cut the Vet benefits and he is sending you to war at the same time. What the fuck does that tell you about where that asshole is coming from?  <br><br> You are young and naive. Get the picture. You are not there for US, you are there for Bush and his oil buddies.  <br><br> I truly hope you come home safely. I pray for everyone involved in this hellish mess. Most of all, I pray that Bush will realize the wrongs he has done to the USA.  <br><br> SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND BRING THEM HOME NOW!!!! NO BLOOD FOR OIL.  <br><br>  <br><br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> Impeach Bush <br>  <br> by Batman &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 06:46 PM <br><br>  <br><br> Sorry. I'm too stupid to think for myself. I just like sitting here on the internet acting like a tough guy. <br><br>  <br>  <br> add your comments <br><br>  <br><br> BATMAN: <br>  <br> by Impeach Bush &bull; Thursday March 27, 2003 Thut 06:52 PM <br><br>  <br><br> \"Sorry. I'm too stupid to think for myself. I just like sitting here on the internet acting like a tough guy.\"  <br><br> OBVIOUSLY.....  <br><br> Too bad you may not be able to think at all after being in the illegal war of Bush. Ever consider how final death is?  <br><br>  <br><br> add your comments <br><br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Check out this &quot;Batman&quot; character. Man, what a nincompoop!","numcomment":12,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/03\/43042.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":43279,"heading":"Breaking News","article":"The IP address of Batman matches that of Simple Simon. I'm not surprised.","author":"XXX","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-29 18:46:54","modified":"2003-03-29 18:46:54","fileurl":""},{"id":43328,"heading":"Simon's cool","article":"I thought that Simon did a good job in that debate. Then again, I'm a conservative.","author":"Bush Admirer (the real one)","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-29 19:36:40","modified":"2003-03-29 19:36:40","fileurl":""},{"id":43363,"heading":"Simple","article":"Don't expect me to be able to win an argument. After all, I am a conservative.","author":"Simple Simon","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-29 21:04:00","modified":"2003-03-29 21:04:00","fileurl":""},{"id":43425,"heading":"Simon","article":"Well, you did better than I would have been able to.","author":"Eric","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-29 22:45:08","modified":"2003-03-29 22:45:08","fileurl":""},{"id":43531,"heading":"Mandingo","article":"Wow. He would have easily kicked my ass.","author":"fresca","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-30 01:10:17","modified":"2003-03-30 01:10:17","fileurl":""},{"id":43736,"heading":"Batman","article":"I think that Batman should have called him more names. That would've shown him!","author":"T Rex","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-30 16:39:38","modified":"2003-03-30 16:39:38","fileurl":""},{"id":43739,"heading":"Death on Earth","article":"For the good death on earth is a new beginning for eternal life in Heaven.  Death for the evil ones is eternal life in Hell.","author":"T Rex","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-30 16:52:40","modified":"2003-03-30 16:52:40","fileurl":""},{"id":43795,"heading":"Retard","article":"That Batman character makes us conservatives look like the idiots that we are.","author":"Scottie","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-30 18:21:49","modified":"2003-03-30 18:21:49","fileurl":""},{"id":44257,"heading":"Scottie","article":"You, sir, are a nincompoop.","author":"Sir Ian McKellan","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-31 21:18:48","modified":"2003-03-31 21:18:48","fileurl":""},{"id":44340,"heading":"Batman","article":"A nice bit of light entertainment!","author":"David","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-04-01 01:44:02","modified":"2003-04-01 01:44:02","fileurl":""},{"id":44481,"heading":"Ian \/ readers","article":"there is a kid running around here using other peoples names and saying stupid things. \r\nYou can tell it is that person because they will say somthing that is either racist to the point of ridiculousness or insults themselves.","author":"Scottie","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-04-01 05:11:34","modified":"2003-04-01 05:11:34","fileurl":""},{"id":44656,"heading":"Scottie","article":"You, sir, are an imbecile.","author":"Sir Ian McKellan","parent_id":43042,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-04-01 18:30:57","modified":"2003-04-01 18:30:57","fileurl":""}]}