{"article":{"id":41183,"heading":"A game","author":"Traci","created":"2003-03-27 03:27:15","modified":"2003-03-27 03:27:15","last_modified":"Thu, 27 Mar 2003 10:27:15","article":"<p>Best acronyms for our media giants.  <br><br> Here's mine:  <br>  <br> CNN: Can't Net News  <br>  <br> MSNBC: Must Serve Neoconservatives Before Country .  <br>  <br> ABC: Ass Backwards, Christ.  <br>  <br> Fox: Who wants to marry a millionaire. Need I say more?  <br><br> Player two <br>  <br> CNN = Clearly Negative News  <br>  <br> MSNBC: Maybe Some News But Contrived  <br>  <br> ABC: A Boring Channel.  <br>  <br> Fox: For Old Xenophobes  <br><br> Any other takers?  <br><br> You don't have to support the war to play. One request: keep the adolescent insults to a low roar and contribute only those responses that indicate some intelligence, please.   <br><br> Thanks <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Let's hear the best acronyms for our media giants. What do you got LA?","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/03\/41183.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}