{"article":{"id":40381,"heading":"Still busting gays in the military","author":"Brenda O'Hogan","created":"2003-03-26 01:12:02","modified":"2005-08-15 01:19:49","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:19:49","article":"<p>This lucky marine managed to pick-up an injured Iraqi night club owner and promptly bum him on the promise of an E. <br><br> This is good for gay soldiers, being able to bum innocent Iraqis.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"The US military are still chasing gay members of the military, despit there being  a war on!","numcomment":5,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/03\/1048477619.3624198247.jpegldkuha.jpeg","filesize":"18.3 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/03\/40381.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/03\/1048477619.3624198247.jpegldkuha.jpeg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":40413,"heading":"huh?","article":"i dont get it....huh?","author":"graham","parent_id":40381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-26 02:02:09","modified":"2003-03-26 02:02:09","fileurl":""},{"id":40416,"heading":"Think About It","article":"This US Marine has offered this Iraqi night club owner a lift home on the promise of an ecstacy tablet, but is instead going to pump him full of baby batter without producing said pill. That's bloody poor form around my way. If you want to pump some's ass, then hand over the pills first.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":40381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-26 02:33:23","modified":"2003-03-26 02:33:23","fileurl":""},{"id":40424,"heading":"BRENDA O'SCUMBAG","article":"Brenda, you are as low  as snake shit in a coal mine.  What makes you such a looser that this is all you can contribute to society. ","author":"Whiskey Jack","parent_id":40381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-26 02:51:19","modified":"2003-03-26 02:51:19","fileurl":""},{"id":40432,"heading":"Jack don't you get it?","article":"It's a spoof. Martin Sheene's not gay, you idiot. Nor was he in Dirty Harry. Fuck, some Americans are stupid.","author":"Elliot","parent_id":40381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-26 02:53:39","modified":"2003-03-26 02:53:39","fileurl":""},{"id":40467,"heading":"What","article":"I guess my faliure to adore hollywood and support the movie industry makes me a dumb fuck. How the hell was I supposed to know this is a picture of Martin Sheen or a scene from a movie.  Movies are not my thing I prefer a good book . But then, unlike so many Americans, I can read. \r\n\r\nIn any case Brenda still contribuites nothing with this post.  It is pointless to me if you think it has some larg social context so be it, I jusdt don't se it.","author":"Whiskey Jack","parent_id":40381,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-26 03:59:56","modified":"2003-03-26 03:59:56","fileurl":""}]}