{"article":{"id":30206,"heading":"A good use for duct tape","author":"Tricky Dick","created":"2003-02-19 18:22:39","modified":"2005-08-15 01:12:12","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:12:12","article":"","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"A good use for duct tape","numcomment":10,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/02\/-----81568xduct4f.jpg","filesize":"161.1 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/02\/30206.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/02\/-----81568xduct4f.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/02\/-----81568xduct4f.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2003\/02\/-----81568xduct4f.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":30273,"heading":"another","article":"","author":"c71898","parent_id":30206,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2003-02-19 23:07:47","modified":"2005-08-15 01:12:12","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/02\/duct_20tape.jpg","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/02\/duct_20tape.jpg"}},{"id":30276,"heading":"Lame","article":"Yet another lame attempt by the weak left to spread their stupidity to others.","author":"Bush Admirer","parent_id":30206,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-02-19 23:28:48","modified":"2003-02-19 23:28:48","fileurl":""},{"id":30325,"heading":"Cute","article":"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":30206,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-02-20 03:08:05","modified":"2003-02-20 03:08:05","fileurl":""},{"id":30329,"heading":"I'm nothing if not gracious","article":"Thank you sir, I shall wear it with honor.","author":"Diogenes","parent_id":30206,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-02-20 03:24:23","modified":"2003-02-20 03:24:23","fileurl":""},{"id":30488,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"..FAN CLUB?!?!?!  HAHAHAHAHA...If we laugh at you, we are your fans?\r\n\r\n....yeah, I guess that as long as you continue to prove what an utter douchebag you are with each post..we'll continue to be your "fans".\r\n\r\n...that's almost as good as JBlo not knowing the difference between Noriega (a person) and Nicaragua (a place)...\r\n\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!","author":"KPC","parent_id":30206,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-02-20 21:14:51","modified":"2003-02-20 21:14:51","fileurl":""},{"id":30513,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"my gate don't swing that way...but since you're lookin' for a change from blowin' the same ol' ShrubDick....swing on by West Hollywood..I'm sure you'll find what you are lookin' for...","author":"KPC","parent_id":30206,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-02-20 23:26:01","modified":"2003-02-20 23:26:01","fileurl":""}]}