{"article":{"id":27828,"heading":"BartCop","author":"fan","created":"2003-02-02 21:37:48","modified":"2003-02-02 21:37:48","last_modified":"Mon, 03 Feb 2003 04:37:48","article":"<p>\" If Bush is fearless, it's because he's never been in a fight that wasn't fixed.  <br>  <br>  He's never tasted defeat because daddy always purchased victory for him.  <br>  <br>  He's never accomplished anything his entire life - he's a wisp of smoke.  <br><br>  He went to Yale on a legacy.  <br>  <br>  He joined a National Guard unit that was full, and went AWOL.  <br>  <br>  He fronted dry oil companies in Texas because daddy bought them for him.  <br>  <br>  He \"owned\" the Texas Rangers because they needed a backslapping figurehead.  <br>  <br>  He became governor of Texas because daddy called in some favors and he stole  <br>  <br>  the White House because BIG oil knew billions would be lost if Al screw-the-combustion-engine  <br>  <br>  Gore won and took America into the future.  <br><br>  He can't spell \"cat\" when you spot him the \"C\" and the \"A.\"  <br>  <br>  He can't chew pretzels without parental supervision and he can't  <br>  <br>  find Mexico on a map even though he screwed a hundred hookers there.  <br><br>  Noonan gushes about \"a profound authenticity to him.'  <br>  <br>  If Bush is so goddamned \"authentic,\" why can't he reveal his arrest record?\" <br><br> www.bartcop.com <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":".","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/02\/27828.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}