{"article":{"id":26557,"heading":"Bush Admirer is Simple Simon","author":"Bored","created":"2003-01-18 17:30:23","modified":"2003-01-20 01:21:32","last_modified":"Mon, 20 Jan 2003 08:21:32","article":"

One person posing as two.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":""Split" Personality","numcomment":3,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/01\/26557.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":26635,"heading":"Not sure, but it doesn't matter","article":"I always sensed they were two people. One more belligerant (and dumber) than the other (I'll let you guess who). \r\n\r\nIn any event, it's plain that all they wanted was to bait people into fighting, and to so waste the time and energy of the people who use this site constructively. Good riddance. Ignoring the bait works.","author":"indy reader","parent_id":26557,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-19 00:29:00","modified":"2003-01-19 00:29:00","fileurl":""},{"id":26645,"heading":"Envy","article":"Envy won't make you smart. Nor will it make you accomplished. And it surely won't make you successful or wealthy.\n\n","author":"B.A.","parent_id":26557,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-19 03:57:27","modified":"2003-01-19 03:57:27","fileurl":""},{"id":26702,"heading":"Patient # 304","article":"

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