{"article":{"id":26462,"heading":"Futility","author":"Rorschach","created":"2003-01-17 23:10:54","modified":"2013-11-10 23:48:06","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 06:48:06","article":"<p>The chance of effectively communicating with the likes of \"Bush Admirer\" or &ldquo;Simple Simon&rdquo; is on par with expecting a two-dimensional shadow world to comprehend its higher three-dimensional realm.    <br><br> Unfortunately, the claws of that dark, cold, lowly world desperately attempt to pull the rest of humanity down with them.   <br><br> Misery truly does love company.  <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Futile Attempts at Communication","numcomment":10,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/01\/26462.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":26469,"heading":"Misery Loves Company","article":"Why else would oil attempt to mix with water?!","author":"Aquarian","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-17 23:51:08","modified":"2003-01-17 23:51:08","fileurl":""},{"id":26507,"heading":"Oh font of Wisdom","article":"Does it make you feel all warm and toasty to have ALL the answers, you greasy bag of absolutely nothing? Who in the hell are you to proclaim yourself as the &quot;Three dimensional&quot; person, while all who disagree with your OPINION are so low as to be mere shadows? Christ, even the windbaggish Limbaugh doesn't go so far, even though the three times windbaggish M. Moore usually does. \r\nI could go on, but like the last fool said, oil and water don't mix.\r\nJackass.","author":"Skeptic","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-18 02:31:12","modified":"2003-01-18 02:31:12","fileurl":""},{"id":26510,"heading":"Skeptic","article":"Seems the moniker &quot;Rorschach&quot; was perceptively chosen by the article's author.\r\n\r\nAnd since oil and water don't mix, why do you insist upon spilling your toxic sludge in a domain out of your league?","author":"Button Pusher","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-18 02:51:30","modified":"2003-01-18 02:51:30","fileurl":""},{"id":26511,"heading":"Skeptic","article":"Hang around here Skeptic. You're an 'A' player and can have considerable impact here in this intellectual wasteland.","author":"Bush Admirer","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-18 03:04:29","modified":"2003-01-18 03:04:29","fileurl":""},{"id":26523,"heading":"Yeah Skeptic, BA is going to give you the gold star","article":"You need to be a good little doggie, OK?  BA is very important around here, and we all get excited when he starts naming 'A' players.  You've got to get on that 'A' list!  ","author":"Admire anyone but Bush","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2003-01-18 04:51:16","modified":"2005-08-15 01:08:27","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/01\/gold_star.jpg","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/01\/gold_star.jpg"}},{"id":26525,"heading":"Humanity","article":"Feel free to hang around gang.  You\u2019ll make fascinating case studies as we observe the final gasping breaths of your extinguishing breed.        \r\n\r\nIt's survival of the fittest, and since you insist on the status quo, e.g. stasis, what is static does not grow.  What does not grow, does not evolve.  What does not evolve, stagnate and dies.\r\n\r\nBuh-bye. ","author":"Darwin","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-18 05:05:52","modified":"2013-11-10 23:48:06","fileurl":""},{"id":26542,"heading":"Ooh, that hurts","article":"Not a brown dog. Couldn't you find a picture of a cat or goat or something? I hate dogs.\r\nFar from us being an &quot;extinguishing&quot; breed, numbnutted lefties like this gang here only will bring out more &quot;4 dimensional&quot; people, people here for the &quot;duration.&quot;\r\n(Hey, that's a good one!)\r\nThis is still America. You jackasses are NOT in charge. My opinions are at least as valid and well thought out as yours, coming from my life experiences, as your opinions, presumably, come from yours.\r\nSo bite me.","author":"Still Skeptical","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-18 15:01:59","modified":"2003-01-18 15:01:59","fileurl":""},{"id":26547,"heading":"Still Skeptical","article":"&quot;Still Skeptical&quot; writes:  \r\n\r\n&quot;My opinions are at least as valid and well thought out as yours, coming from my life experiences, as your opinions, presumably, come from yours. \r\nSo bite me.&quot;\r\n\r\nYour articulate summation of &quot;So bite me&quot; speaks for itself.\r\n\r\nBuh-bye. \r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"Laughing","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-18 16:33:34","modified":"2003-01-18 16:33:34","fileurl":""},{"id":26612,"heading":"Ooh, touche!","article":"I thought a little &quot;in joke humor&quot; was a nice touch. I forgot I was dealing with a bunch of humor-challenged, brown dog loving lefties. \r\nEverything I said is still as true as ever, Chomsky.\r\nSo bite me.","author":"S. S.","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-18 22:26:06","modified":"2003-01-18 22:26:06","fileurl":""},{"id":26661,"heading":"Ooh, douche!","article":"Like I said,\r\n\r\nBuh-bye.","author":"Buh-bye","parent_id":26462,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-01-19 06:24:45","modified":"2003-01-19 06:24:45","fileurl":""}]}