{"article":{"id":24302,"heading":"Kermit the Frog's Peace Message","author":"Kermit","created":"2002-12-21 03:15:21","modified":"2005-08-15 01:06:32","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:06:32","article":"<p>Hello Humans... Kermit the Frog here. I've got a Holidaze message for you all. First... in defense of all my animal buddies, I'd like to say... DON'T EAT TURKEY OR... ahem... HAM for Christmas! <br><br> Also... what's with you Humans anyway? You are supposed to be celebrating X-mas... you know, the birthday of your \"Prince of Peace.\" Instead you're going to war in the Middle East. I don't think bombing the Iraqi peope is a very nice thing to do. What's worse... Holy Bethlehem is under military occupation and you ignore it. <br><br> Unbelievable. I now think it's easier to be a Frog. <br><br> And speaking of unbelievable... the  Walt Disney Co. (yuk) is preparing to offer about $135 million for my parents, the Jim Henson Co. This is most upsetting... I HATE DISNEY and I don't want to belong to the RAT KINGDOM!!!!! <br><br> So... in closing. May Peace prevail on planet earth. May you silly humans learn to get along with each other... and for Goddess sakes... DON'T LET DISNEY BUY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"It ain't easy being Green, ya know.","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2002\/12\/kermit.jpg","filesize":"15.4 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2002\/12\/24302.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2002\/12\/kermit.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2002\/12\/kermit.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}