{"article":{"id":22946,"heading":"the henry kissinger song","author":"brian","created":"2002-11-30 08:34:13","modified":"2002-11-30 08:34:13","last_modified":"Sat, 30 Nov 2002 15:34:13","article":"<p>Henry Kissinger  <br>  <br> How I'm missing yer  <br>  <br> You're the doctor of my dreams  <br>  <br> With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare  <br>  <br> And your machiavellian schemes  <br>  <br> I know they say that you are very vain  <br>  <br> And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane  <br>  <br> Henry Kissinger  <br>  <br> How I'm missing yer  <br>  <br> And wishing you were here.  <br>  <br> Henry Kissinger  <br>  <br> How I'm missing yer  <br>  <br> You're so chubby and so neat  <br>  <br> With your funny clothes and your squishy nose  <br>  <br> You're like a German parakeet  <br>  <br> All right so people say that you don't care  <br>  <br> But you've got nicer legs than Hitler  <br>  <br> And bigger tits than Cher  <br>  <br> Henry Kissinger  <br>  <br> How I'm missing yer  <br>  <br> And wishing you were here.  <br><br> <a href=\"http:\/\/216.239.33.100\/search?q=cache:hv3nMVeO5nAC:www.stone-dead.asn.au\/albums-cds\/lyrics\/henry-kissinger.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/216.239.33.100\/search?q=cache:hv3nMVeO5nAC:www.stone-dead.asn.au\/albums-cds\/lyrics\/henry-kissinger.html<\/a>+kissinger+monty+python&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=lang_en|lang_ja&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;inlang=ja <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"by monty python\r\nfor lovers of kissinger","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2002\/11\/22946.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}