{"article":{"id":22462,"heading":"Total control by IAO","author":"strike-free.org","created":"2002-11-19 13:41:17","modified":"2002-11-19 13:41:17","last_modified":"Tue, 19 Nov 2002 20:41:17","article":"<p>traitor-control\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/p><table width=\"400\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\" cellpadding=\"5\">\r\n  <tr> \r\n    <td><\/td>\r\n    <td width=\"360\"><span id=\"errorText\"><b>This \r\n      page is completely fucked and turned off by IAO of the U.S. Empire. \r\n      In fact, your computer is probably broken.<\/b><\/span><\/td>\r\n  <\/tr>\r\n  <tr> \r\n    <td colspan=\"2\">The \r\n      page you are looking for is seriously fucked up and currently blocked. The \r\n      Web site might be descriptive critics, anti-globalisation and shit-pacifist \r\n      content. You may have to re-install your operating system. In which case, \r\n      too bad.<\/td>\r\n  <\/tr>\r\n  <tr> \r\n    <td colspan=\"2\"> \r\n      <hr noshade>\r\n      <p id=\"LID2\">Please \r\n        try the following:<\/p>\r\n      <ul>\r\n        <li id=\"instructionsText1\">Click \r\n          the  \r\n          Refresh button, \r\n          or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works. <\/li>\r\n        <li id=\"instructionsText2\">If \r\n          you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn \r\n          to spell fascistly before returning. <\/li>\r\n        <li id=\"instructionsText3\">To \r\n          check your connection status, unplug your PC and insert a <b>palladium \r\n          chip<\/b> into the <b>mains socket<\/b>. Connection status will immediately \r\n          become apparent.<\/li>\r\n        <li id=\"list4\">If \r\n          you like, IAO and Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details \r\n          of all the demoralizing subversive enemy content you have downloaded \r\n          to Pentagon and its headquarters in Redmond.<br>\r\n          If you would like Windows to alter your disposition, <br>\r\n          click  \r\n          Yes! Send \r\n          me to Guant&aacute;namo!  <\/li>\r\n        <li id=\"instructionsText5\"> \r\n          Some sites you visit require IAO's and Microsoft's authorization. Click \r\n          the <b>Windows<\/b> menu and then click <b>Let me be a subversive traitor!<\/b> \r\n          to uninstall this feature. <\/li>\r\n        <li id=\"instructionsText4\"> \r\n          If you are trying to reach a non patriotic site, make sure you are not \r\n          running Windows. Click the <b>My Computer<\/b> menu, and then right click \r\n          <b>Drive C:<\/b>. On the Menu select <b>This sucks: Please replace current \r\n          operating system with Linux. You'll get a visit from our representatives \r\n          of CIA\/FBI as soon as possible.<\/b><\/li>\r\n        <li id=\"list3\">Click \r\n          the  \r\n          Back \r\n          to end this patriotic feature. <\/li>\r\n      <\/ul>\r\n      <p><br>\r\n        <\/p>\r\n      Cannot \r\n        find terror-server or DNS Error<br>\r\n        Congratulation you are traced now\r\n      <\/td>\r\n  <\/tr>\r\n<\/table>\r\n\r\n\r\n\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"try this new patriotic feature","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2002\/11\/22462.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}