{"article":{"id":16754,"heading":"U R God- whether or not you want to believe it","author":"David Arthur Johnston","created":"2002-05-22 17:43:25","modified":"2002-05-22 18:00:03","last_modified":"Thu, 23 May 2002 01:00:03","article":"<p>step #1- poke self in eye <br><br> step #2- know that you just poked God in the eye<\/p>\n","contact":"Hatrackman@Yahoo.com","link":"http:\/\/home.talkcity.com\/route66\/hatrackman","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"just so you know","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2002\/05\/16754.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}