{"article":{"id":15508,"heading":"Send George Bush a Pretzel -song","author":"Darryl Cherney et al. reposted","created":"2002-03-13 17:55:30","modified":"2005-08-15 00:54:58","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:54:58","article":"<p>Send George Bush a Pretzel  <br><br> Copyright 2002 by Darryl Cherney, Antonia Lamb and Kay Rudin  <br><br> George was in the White House  <br>  <br> Watching his TV  <br>  <br> Chewing on a pretzel  <br>  <br> And drinking his ice tea  <br><br> When suddenly he choked and  <br>  <br> Passed out upon the ground  <br>  <br> There was a bruise upon his cheek  <br>  <br> And scratches all around  <br><br> Chorus:  <br>  <br> So send George Bush a pretzel  <br>  <br> Send one every day  <br>  <br> Send it with best wishes  <br>  <br> And send him on his way  <br><br> Then the secret service came  <br>  <br> They took the pretzel in  <br>  <br> They kept the pretzel up all night  <br>  <br> Interrogated him  <br><br> The pretzel said I'm innocent  <br>  <br> My story you must hear  <br>  <br> It wasn't an ice tea he drank  <br>  <br> It was an ice-cold beer  <br><br> Repeat Chorus  <br><br> The pretzel got a lawyer  <br>  <br> &gt;From the ACLU  <br>  <br> The media just ate it up  <br>  <br> The rumors wildly flew (it's true)  <br><br> The president responded  <br>  <br> In a twisty wisty way  <br>  <br> The pretzel is a terrorist  <br>  <br> Send him to Guantanamo Bay  <br><br> Repeat Chorus  <br><br> Some say that the pretzel  <br>  <br> Was sent here from Iraq  <br>  <br> Some say North Korea  <br>  <br> They know it for a fact  <br><br> But the pretzel and the president  <br>  <br> Are brothers yes they are  <br>  <br> No matter what their differences  <br>  <br> They both start with PR  <br><br> Repeat Chorus  <br><br> Now George said send one dollar  <br>  <br> So Afganie kids can eat  <br>  <br> But the only thing he sent them  <br>  <br> Was a cluster bombing treat  <br><br> But if you want to feed them  <br>  <br> In their starving neighborhood  <br>  <br> Send George Bush a pretzel  <br>  <br> And do those kids some good  <br><br> Repeat Chorus  <br><br> Copyright 2002 by Darryl Cherney, Antonia Lamb, Kay Rudin. PO Box 34,  <br>  <br> Garberville, CA 95542. 707\/923-4949. <a href=\"mailto:ensopro@asis.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">ensopro@asis.com<\/a>  <br><br> =======  <br><br>  <br><br> Judi Bari and Darryl Cherney filed a federal civil rights suit against the FBI and Oakland Police for attempting to frame them in 1990 for \"bombing themselves\"; the case finally goes to trial on April 8, 2002 in Federal District Court in Oakland, California.  <br><br> Please come and tell others to help pack the courtroom April 8 - May 24. Federal Courthouse is at 12th &amp; Clay in Oakland.  <br><br> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.judibari.org\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.judibari.org<\/a>  <br><br>  <br>  <br> =======  <br><br> Also: listen to song \"Bush It!\" at  <br>  <br> <a href=\"http:\/\/la.indymedia.org\/display.php3?article_id=15140\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/la.indymedia.org\/display.php3?article_id=15140<\/a><\/p>\n","contact":"ensopro@asis.com","link":"","address":"see text","phone":"707\/923-4949","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"audio\/x-pn-realaudio","summary":"Now more than ever","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2002\/03\/bushpretzel.rm","filesize":"672.1 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2002\/03\/15508.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":15522,"heading":"Get That Man A Pretzel!","article":"Ever since hearing about the pretzel incident, I keep envisioning seas of banners and posters crying out, \"Get that man a pretzel!\"  I see people joyously dancing, see whole families clapping and rejoicing.  And I suppose my wishing him a pretzel will put me onto the FBI's pretzel hit list!","author":"Maxina Ventura","parent_id":15508,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2002-03-14 09:14:31","modified":"2002-03-14 10:00:03","fileurl":""}]}