{"article":{"id":13979,"heading":"\u201cHow do you get a [Texas] banker out of a tree???","author":"you cut the rope","created":"2002-01-07 14:52:21","modified":"2015-12-18 10:15:28","last_modified":"Fri, 18 Dec 2015 17:15:28","article":"\nhttp:\/\/www.virtualtexan.com\/readingroom\/books\/lips.htm<\/a>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"-- Texas political financier \r\nJess Hay","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2002\/01\/13979.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}