{"article":{"id":13335,"heading":"New mandated salute to Fuhrer Bush II","author":"@!","created":"2001-12-05 01:08:05","modified":"2005-08-15 00:47:41","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:47:41","article":"<p>U.S. Director of Homeland Security Tom Ridge demonstrates new salute to Fuhrer Bush II.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"heil!","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2001\/12\/mdf95047.jpg","filesize":"14.4 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2001\/12\/13335.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2001\/12\/mdf95047.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2001\/12\/mdf95047.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":13358,"heading":"And I salute back, Mister Ridge","article":"But I used a different finger!\r\n","author":"Check my IP, you know how","parent_id":13335,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-12-05 23:18:15","modified":"2001-12-05 23:31:59","fileurl":""}]}