{"article":{"id":13077,"heading":"Music Vid Sketch: \"Number Won !\"","author":"Ministry of Culture and Bicycle Transit","created":"2001-11-23 14:42:29","modified":"2005-08-15 00:43:37","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:43:37","article":"<p>backround music: first stomping and hand clap of \"we will rock you\" then guitar intro of \"we are the champions\" (queen)<\/p><p> <br>  <br> Chanting crowd of young men and more young men: <b>USA, USA, USA, USA, Number Won, Number Won, USA, USA, USA!<\/b> Number 1 <\/p><p> <br><br>  <br>  <br> [some huge foam #1 finger puppets can be seen waggling here and there, almost everyone is wearing a flag something, scarves, hats, waving little ones, wearing a cape, painted on their naked white chest]<\/p><p><\/p><p> <br><br>  <br>  <br> McLeader: <b>United  We Stand! [applause and whoop whooping pause]<br>Let nobody make no mistake about it: we are a kind and patient <br>  <br> nation,  slow  to  anger, but our angriness is terrible when provoked. Our anger is justice and <br>  <br> our  cause  is  a just and an angry one. We will not let these cowards <br>  <br> intimidate  the  freedom  we  stand  for  and extinguish the beacon of <br>  <br> liberty that shows the world the way to freedom. Evil does exists <br>  <br> in  the  world  and  we  shall give it no rest and no quarter until we <br>  <br> smoke  them  evildoers out of their varmint hidey holes and string 'em up to civilized justice.<\/b> <\/p><p> <br><br>  <br>  <br> [cue new music: classical patriotic building to a swelling climax slowly]<\/p><p> <br><br> [cut to:] <br>  <br> Crowd: <b>USA! USA! USA! Number 1! Number 1!<\/b><\/p><p> <br><br> [back to CU McLeader] <br>  <br> McLeader:<b> And May God Continue to Bless America! [brief pause, pregnant moment] [voice raising to excite]Now on to Baghdad to finish the job my<i>Daddy started<\/i>!<\/b>[jubilant whoops and cheers]<\/p><p> <br><br> Extro music: refrain of stomping feet hand clap punctuation from \"we will rock you\"<\/p>\n","contact":"mcbt@datapimp.org","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Anybody wanna make a 2 minute music video either with puppets or live or just stills or anything?","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2001\/11\/foamandpaw.jpg","filesize":"15.7 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2001\/11\/13077.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2001\/11\/foamandpaw.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2001\/11\/foamandpaw.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":13083,"heading":"yeah, but...","article":"I think I saw that on CNN.","author":"FluxRostrum","parent_id":13077,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-11-23 20:28:07","modified":"2001-11-23 21:00:01","fileurl":""}]}