{"article":{"id":13055,"heading":"email smuggled from osama's network","author":"osama bin laden","created":"2001-11-22 09:31:12","modified":"2001-11-22 10:00:01","last_modified":"Thu, 22 Nov 2001 17:00:01","article":"
 
  
 ----- Original Message ----- 
  
 From: Bin Laden, Osama  
  
 Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 8:17 AM  
  
 To: Cavemates  
  
 Subject: The Cave  

 Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come  
  
 together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the  
  
 poster that says \"There is no I in team\" as well as the one that says \"Hang  
  
 In There, Baby.\" That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a  
  
 jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few  
  
 concerns.  

 First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we  
  
 should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you  
  
 don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave  
  
 daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.  

 Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to  
  
 scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're  
  
 taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while  
  
 we're taping. Thanks.  

 Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not  
  
 supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene,  
  
 especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.  

 Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote \"Osama\"  
  
 on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.  
  
 Consideration. That's all I'm saying.  

 Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying  
  
 to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.  

 First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.  

 Love you lots.  
  
 Osama  
  
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