{"article":{"id":12343,"heading":"Color Me Patriotic Neurotic","author":"joefree1","created":"2001-10-26 13:14:24","modified":"2005-08-15 00:42:11","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:42:11","article":"","contact":"aquacoalition@aol.com","link":"http:\/\/www.aquacoalition.org\/AquaGallery1.html","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/gif","summary":"Worried about your Americanism? Our simple paint system solves any problems with ethnicity, intellectual doubt or sexual orientation. High res. version on our web site.","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2001\/10\/colormepatriotic_b.gif","filesize":"53.6 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2001\/10\/12343.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2001\/10\/colormepatriotic_b.gif"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":12377,"heading":"eh","article":"i bet that kit was made in a sweat shop... get me one, i'd like to paint a great big american flag. So I can burn it.","author":"389348","parent_id":12343,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-10-27 03:05:11","modified":"2001-10-27 03:20:52","fileurl":""},{"id":12398,"heading":"hey","article":"No man, these paint kits are made from high quality Chinese prison labor. ","author":"joefree1","parent_id":12343,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-10-27 17:39:26","modified":"2001-10-27 18:00:02","fileurl":""}]}