{"article":{"id":11327,"heading":"Open Letter to the President","author":"Neil E. Wheeler","created":"2001-10-07 22:30:23","modified":"2001-10-07 23:00:07","last_modified":"Mon, 08 Oct 2001 06:00:07","article":"<p>Open Letter to the President <br><br> Dear Mr. President, <br><br> I'm in the construction business and people gave me a lot of money last year to build houses for them.  But hell, I couldn't read the blueprints and most of the dang houses fell down.  I think what I need is more employees, maybe even hire me some of them shady characters.   <br><br> So please Mr. President, send me a billion dollars so I can hire more people and build more houses.  I know you'll understand.  I'll be waiting by my mailbox. <br><br> Sincerely, <br>  <br> Neil E. Wheeler<\/p>\n","contact":"gduprewheeler@vanuatu.com.vu","link":"www.sos.com.vu","address":"P.O.Box 690 Port Vila    Republic of Vanuatu","phone":"(678) 24350","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Treat me like them boys in the CIA","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2001\/10\/11327.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}