{"article":{"id":8120,"heading":"Republican's new emblem!!","author":"Adfluster","created":"2001-06-29 19:47:45","modified":"2001-06-29 20:00:01","last_modified":"Sat, 30 Jun 2001 03:00:01","article":"<p>Subject: Republican Party Announcements <br><br> The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the <br>  <br> Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more <br>  <br> clearly reflects the party's political stance: <br><br> A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, <br>  <br> destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and <br>  <br> gives one a sense of security while screwing others. <br><br> And, furthermore: It was reported today that at a White House staff <br>  <br> meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of <br>  <br> Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush <br>  <br> interrupted and stated emphatically that \"Men do not have anginas.\" <br>  <br> The president was especially perplexed when a staffer said that <br>  <br> Cheney has \"acute angina.\"<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"  funny funny funny","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2001\/06\/8120.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}