{"article":{"id":7418,"heading":"Has This Whole Planet Gone Rogue, Or What?","author":"Deivid's Thang","created":"2001-06-16 19:46:26","modified":"2013-11-10 23:37:39","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 06:37:39","article":"<p>President George www. Bush was annoyed to the point of leaving his White House home this June 10th when over a thousand angry neighbors showed up at his door step with brightly painted, life-sized paper mach&eacute; missiles, protest signs, video cameras, microphones and amplification. Secret Service agents on hand to control the spectacle were limited, with much of the agency busy chaperoning a big twelve-kegger thrown by local college fraternity, Phi Igna Ramus where the Bush daughters were in attendance....  <br><br> For the rest of this horribly interesting report you must, right now, go to www.saviorass.com!<\/p>\n","contact":"deividsthang@saviorass.com","link":"www.saviorass.com","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"For the rest of this horribly interesting report you must, right now, go to www.saviorass.com!","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2001\/06\/bush_in_acute_missile_defense_psychosis.jpg","filesize":"11.0 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2001\/06\/7418.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2001\/06\/bush_in_acute_missile_defense_psychosis.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2001\/06\/bush_in_acute_missile_defense_psychosis.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}