{"article":{"id":6587,"heading":"Put a cork in the Missile Defense Hole in Donald Rumsfeld's head this June 10th.","author":"Deivid's Thang","created":"2001-05-08 17:30:48","modified":"2005-08-15 00:33:46","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:33:46","article":"","contact":"deividsthang@saviorass.com","link":"www.saviorass.com","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Ladies and gentlemen, sovereign citizens everywhere; your tax dollars are being sucked right out of you, vacuummed up by a small hole in Donald Rumsfeld's head, and there is at this time no sign of an end to it. You may not have noticed that the Pentagon building's been bulging a bit at the sides as of late. Well it has, and so you need to come on down to Washington, DC this June 10th-12th and put a cork in that auxiliary asshole on the forehead of Donald Rumsfeld. Thangka and have a nice day.","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2001\/05\/rumshpybyvj.gif","filesize":"22.9 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2001\/05\/6587.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2001\/05\/rumshpybyvj.gif"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}