{"article":{"id":6364,"heading":"Strange-O Gay Pride Parade Parody Piece On-Line","author":"Henry Chinaski","created":"2001-04-30 05:15:42","modified":"2001-05-01 22:03:57","last_modified":"Wed, 02 May 2001 05:03:57","article":"","contact":"hotwatermusic22@hotmail.com","link":"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3715\/gay_pride_parade.html","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"What are we all supposed to make of this kind of stuff?","numcomment":3,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2001\/04\/6364.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":6367,"heading":"unsigned,copyright and 1st ammendment...","article":"...protected rubbish.What are you going to do?\r\nPersonally Id pay a mojo-dollar toward having the author kneecapped.Any advance on a dollar?They can run but they cant hide.","author":"proffr@fuckmicrosoft.com","parent_id":6364,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-04-30 14:44:38","modified":"2001-04-30 15:00:00","fileurl":""},{"id":6380,"heading":"What?","article":"Is this what that one guy was all upset about?   That's weak.  I read this, and found it to be hilarious.  The Onion is hilarious.  Apparently some people can't take a joke.","author":"Vac","parent_id":6364,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-05-01 03:40:26","modified":"2001-05-01 03:58:52","fileurl":""},{"id":6402,"heading":"Say no to violence","article":"Prof,\r\n\r\nWe progressives have to denounce violence at all costs. Else, we're as bad as the reactionaries.","author":"Henry Chinaski","parent_id":6364,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-05-01 22:03:57","modified":"2001-05-01 22:32:48","fileurl":""}]}