{"article":{"id":5980,"heading":"CHANNEL X (comic)","author":"Darrin Drda","created":"2001-04-21 09:49:03","modified":"2005-08-15 00:32:01","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:32:01","article":"","contact":"d_drda@hotmail.com","link":"","address":"","phone":"217-398-3831","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/gif","summary":"Note to protestors: I'm with you all the way (or at least until the state line...)","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2001\/04\/chx041901.gif","filesize":"28.2 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2001\/04\/5980.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2001\/04\/chx041901.gif"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":5997,"heading":"if you think that's funny...","article":"...you're some ten-neuron dittohead.  That cartoon isn't funny, but this description of a cartoon is:\r\n\r\n\r\nPanel 1:\r\nLimo Driver: I'm running low on gas, we have to stop.\r\nCapitalist Oil Baron: Well, stop at Texaco, because I own it.  (Fucking idiot driver should fill up ahead of time.)\r\n[into cell phone] yo homes, whaaaazuuuuup?\r\n\r\nPanel 2:\r\nNeoliberal Mexican Politician: yo tex, whaaaaazuuuup!  Gas?  I'm hungry.  Yo Quiero Taco Bell.  There's one inside the safety perimiter.  [to canadian driver]  Take me to Taco Bell, and gimme a Molson, eh.  [dials cel phone] allo mon ami, whazzuuuuup?\r\n\r\nPanel 3:\r\nCanadian Formerly Socialist Politician: whaaazzzzzzzzzahp!  Taco Bell?  Zat Mexican cuisine, she gives me gas!\r\nOil Baron: Gas?  I got me gas.  Waaaaaaaaaah!\r\nCanadian: Ouaaaaaaaaa!\r\nNeoliberal Mexican: Juaaaaaaaa!  So, whazup?\r\n\r\nPanel 4:\r\nCanadian Politican: Nuthin much.  Taco Bell and fucking over my people.\r\nOil Baron: Nuthin much.  Taco Bell, fucking over the Mexicans, Americans, and Canadians.\r\nNeoliberal Mexican:  True.  True.","author":"johnk","parent_id":5980,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-04-21 22:30:57","modified":"2001-04-21 23:00:01","fileurl":""},{"id":5998,"heading":"if you think that's funny...","article":"...you're some ten-neuron dittohead.  That cartoon isn't funny, but this description of a cartoon is:\r\n\r\n\r\nPanel 1:\r\nLimo Driver: I'm running low on gas, we have to stop.\r\nCapitalist Oil Baron: Well, stop at Texaco, because I own it.  (Fucking idiot driver should fill up ahead of time.)\r\n[into cell phone] yo homes, whaaaazuuuuup?\r\n\r\nPanel 2:\r\nNeoliberal Mexican Politician: yo tex, whaaaaazuuuup!  Gas?  I'm hungry.  Yo Quiero Taco Bell.  There's one inside the safety perimiter.  [to canadian driver]  Take me to Taco Bell, and gimme a Molson, eh.  [dials cel phone] allo mon ami, whazzuuuuup?\r\n\r\nPanel 3:\r\nCanadian Formerly Socialist Politician: whaaazzzzzzzzzahp!  Taco Bell?  Zat Mexican cuisine, she gives me gas!\r\nOil Baron: Gas?  I got me gas.  Waaaaaaaaaah!\r\nCanadian: Ouaaaaaaaaa!\r\nNeoliberal Mexican: Juaaaaaaaa!  So, whazup?\r\n\r\nPanel 4:\r\nCanadian Politican: Nuthin much.  Taco Bell and fucking over my people.\r\nOil Baron: Nuthin much.  Taco Bell, fucking over the Mexicans, Americans, and Canadians.\r\nNeoliberal Mexican:  True.  True.","author":"johnk","parent_id":5980,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-04-21 22:34:09","modified":"2001-04-21 23:00:01","fileurl":""}]}