{"article":{"id":5764,"heading":"I killed a man yesterday","author":"State of California","created":"2001-03-29 09:26:50","modified":"2001-03-29 12:17:30","last_modified":"Thu, 29 Mar 2001 19:17:30","article":"

I have a terrible confession. Yesterday i killed a man. I can't help myself. Please stop me, i know i will kill again.

--The State of California<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"I have a terrible confession...","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2001\/03\/5764.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":5765,"heading":"Re: I killed a man yesterday","article":"Mr California,\r\n\r\nWhat we did was necessary. We need to keep these people in their place. (Don't worry, they are just poor little darkies.) And since there are zero rich people in deathrow, no one can buy a lawyer to convict you. Since we wont be killing any of our wealthy citizens your money will be safe. \r\n\r\nDo not worry about a people's revolution, we got a national guard, and LAs finest killing machines on our side. No one can stop us.\r\n\r\nKeeping these circumstances in mind, i would suggest that you retract your confession.\r\n\r\n\r\n--Governor Gray Davis\r\nState Capitol Building\r\nSacramento, CA 95814\r\nFax: 916-445-4633\r\ngovernor@governor.ca.gov ","author":"Gray Davis","parent_id":5764,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-03-29 09:39:58","modified":"2001-03-29 11:56:00","fileurl":""},{"id":5768,"heading":"Wild World Wide","article":"www today demand large fluro numbering of all armed Kops,as a preliminary to their disarment.All guns for hire are notified you will be held responsible for your actions www","author":"moloch cell","parent_id":5764,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-03-29 12:17:30","modified":"2001-03-29 17:00:46","fileurl":""}]}