{"article":{"id":5651,"heading":"You Have No Chance To Survive","author":"CATS","created":"2001-03-11 18:37:43","modified":"2005-08-15 00:31:41","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:31:41","article":"","contact":"","link":"http:\/\/curtis.curtisfong.org\/fobonics","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"All your base are belong to us.  Somebody set up us the bomb.  You have no chance to survive make your time.","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2001\/03\/aybabtu.jpg","filesize":"12.7 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2001\/03\/5651.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2001\/03\/aybabtu.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":5661,"heading":"poetry or threat?","article":"what is this - some twisted Haiku?","author":"warcry","parent_id":5651,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-03-13 08:53:56","modified":"2001-03-13 09:21:11","fileurl":""},{"id":5676,"heading":"Ain't neither","article":"Neither a poem or a threat. I've been to the Curtis Fong Web site- it's just a bunch of gamer geeks with their heads stuck in their monitors.\r\n\r\nThis is just their idea of humor.\r\n\r\n(BTW, some of the site is actually pretty funny)","author":"Howard Tracy","parent_id":5651,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-03-15 00:59:38","modified":"2001-03-15 02:00:00","fileurl":""}]}