{"article":{"id":5557,"heading":"How to afford Community College, some Health Insurance and a nice vacation.","author":" School Teacher|||||","created":"2001-02-25 20:33:38","modified":"2001-03-04 22:37:24","last_modified":"Mon, 05 Mar 2001 05:37:24","article":"<p>See spice section aisle # 4.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":" Do not use any illegal drugs, do not buy pornography-illicit massage and cook many meals for yourselves in in  \r\n family\/your\/friends kitchens.","numcomment":3,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2001\/02\/5557.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":5563,"heading":"yea and why don't you get you head examined","article":"yea and why don't you get your head examined Mr. Teacher","author":"Marcus","parent_id":5557,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-02-26 20:25:42","modified":"2001-02-26 20:58:01","fileurl":""},{"id":5564,"heading":"AND BY THE WAY","article":"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS WEB SITE FOR OUR SACK","author":"Marcus","parent_id":5557,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-02-26 20:31:22","modified":"2001-02-26 20:58:01","fileurl":""},{"id":5602,"heading":"You forgot a few things","article":"Eat your vegetables.\r\nNever run with scissors.\r\nWear your galoshes.\r\nDon't play with that stick, you'll put somebody's eye out.\r\n","author":"Howard Tracy","parent_id":5557,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2001-03-04 22:37:24","modified":"2001-03-05 00:00:05","fileurl":""}]}