{"article":{"id":2536,"heading":"Our Fascist State","author":"eroyn franklin","created":"2000-08-19 15:31:35","modified":"2005-08-15 00:24:18","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:24:18","article":"","contact":"birdigurd@angelfire.com","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"a proud image of our fascist state","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/elf7.jpg","filesize":"35.7 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2000\/08\/2536.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/elf7.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/elf7.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":2612,"heading":"Just goes to show...","article":"This just goes to show that you are either part of the solution, or you are part of the problem.","author":"Craig Stehr","parent_id":2536,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-19 18:27:41","modified":"2000-08-19 18:40:22","fileurl":""},{"id":2777,"heading":"GOOD PIC","article":"SHOWS WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR.....BATTLE FOR LA?....I THINK THE GAME, SET AND MATCH, ALL SHOULD GO TO LAPD!","author":"THE VALLEY","parent_id":2536,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-20 02:37:34","modified":"2000-08-20 02:51:35","fileurl":""},{"id":2876,"heading":"Hi VALLEY","article":"\"SHOWS WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR.....BATTLE FOR\r\n LA?....I THINK THE GAME, SET AND MATCH, ALL SHOULD\r\n GO TO LAPD!\"\r\n\r\nYou know, with just a few more words you could have actually communicated a complete thought.\r\nALL CAPS always adds that slightly retarded touch, too.\r\n\r\nPerhaps if you hadn't fried your brain eating donuts you could phrase it a little more like this:\r\n\r\n\"This shows what we are fighting for. Two American flags and a hotel. Is this a battle for LA?  If so, lets all give the LAPD a little hug.\"\r\n\r\nI'm not sure what you meant, really.  It's like you were using one hand to type and the other to shovel your donuts down your throat.  I mean, just read it, it makes me wonder how a dum-dum like yourself could ever become a police officer.  I thought they had some test to filter out the dum-dums.\r\n\r\nOh well, smell you later, piggy.","author":"Silly Rabbit","parent_id":2536,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-20 14:22:37","modified":"2000-08-20 14:35:43","fileurl":""},{"id":3069,"heading":"stop calling everyone cops, it's dumb","article":"honestly. people need to stop calling everyone who disagrees\r\nwith them, or, in this case, confuses them, cops. it's\r\nextremely silly, and makes us all look paranoid. and not\r\nthe good kind of paranoid. the bad kind, like after smoking\r\ntoo much hash and then getting freaked out by security \r\ncameras in the bank when you have to go get money from the\r\nATM to buy twinkies and you're sure there's a little man in\r\nthe ATM stealing all your thoughts. that kind.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"archan","parent_id":2536,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-22 05:28:29","modified":"2000-08-22 05:49:58","fileurl":""}]}