{"article":{"id":2483,"heading":"LAPD Arrests People Before They Commit Crime:  Horace Wants You","author":"Friends of Urinal Graffiti","created":"2000-08-19 12:44:42","modified":"2000-08-19 12:44:42","last_modified":"Sat, 19 Aug 2000 19:44:42","article":"<p>On Tuesday, the LAPD arrested 45 people before they committed any crime. In their own words: \"42 Anarchist Types Arrested For Conspiracy.\" The juvenile arrestees included a videographer and a photographer who saw the group passig by and chose to document them. They were not part of any protests.  <br><br> They were arrested for camera-possession. <br><br> The videographer's tape which documented the events leading to the arrests \"disappeared\" while he was in custody (along with the $70 in his wallet). The juvenile potential-criminals have been released with digital ankle bracelets to ensure they can not leave their homes.  <br><br> The following is how an LAPD press release describes the heroic law officers defeating the anarchist threat: <br><br> \"The actions of these Los Angeles Police Officers, who constantly put their lives on the line while ensuring for the safety of the community, undoubtedly thwarted a situation that would have escalated to enormous proportions. <br>  <br> For additional information regarding this press release, contact Media Relations Section at 213-485-3586.This press release was prepared by Lieutenant Horace E. Frank, Officer-in-Charge, Media Relations Section. \" <br><br>  <br>  <br> That's HORACE E FRANK <br>  <br> 213-485-3586 <br><br> Call him anytime. <br><br> As in \"Horace needs fresh meat. Call me baby.\" <br><br>    2 1 3  4 8 5   3 5 8 6<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"http:\/\/lapdonline.com\/press_releases\/2000\/08\/pr00517.htm","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"I'm Horace and I'm lonely.\r\nWon't you show me a good time?\r\n   213-485-3586","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2000\/08\/2483.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}