{"article":{"id":2435,"heading":"The Biggest Cop","author":"Joeff Davis","created":"2000-08-19 07:14:05","modified":"2005-08-15 00:24:14","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:24:14","article":"","contact":"JJSBD@aol.com","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"They probably have to order special clothes for this genetically engineered peacekeeper.  In the future all cops will look like this.","numcomment":6,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/thebiggestcop2.jpg","filesize":"104.3 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2000\/08\/2435.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/thebiggestcop2.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/thebiggestcop2.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/thebiggestcop2.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":2448,"heading":"FUCK THATS A BIG COP","article":"I wonder how many protestors they fed his ass...","author":"that durty gurl again","parent_id":2435,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-19 08:45:37","modified":"2000-08-19 09:03:18","fileurl":""},{"id":2450,"heading":"FUCK THATS A BIG COP","article":"I wonder how many protestors they fed his ass...","author":"that durty gurl again","parent_id":2435,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-19 08:46:41","modified":"2000-08-19 09:03:18","fileurl":""},{"id":2729,"heading":"BIG PIG LITTLE BRAIN","article":"Dont  Be intimidated by the size of the ____ You must outsmart it to bring it down! ","author":"Bacon Eater","parent_id":2435,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-19 23:22:40","modified":"2000-08-19 23:39:30","fileurl":""},{"id":3000,"heading":"FUCKING PIG","article":"That fucking pig pushed me","author":"chris","parent_id":2435,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-21 03:36:29","modified":"2000-08-21 04:15:22","fileurl":""},{"id":3134,"heading":"the bigger they are the harder they fall","article":"if you are a big tree,\r\nWe are the small axe,\r\ncoming to cut you down,\r\nto cut you down. -b marley\r\n\r\ngo for his knees!","author":"emma goldman","parent_id":2435,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-22 18:40:41","modified":"2000-08-22 18:59:09","fileurl":""},{"id":4002,"heading":"TO START WITH-","article":"YOU PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CRYING, YOU LOST AND THEY WON! IF YOU GOT HIT, YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMMING TO YOU. YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN LIVE IN LA. HOW COME YOU DON'T CLAIM VICTORY LIKE YOU DID IN WASHINGTON AND SEATTLE? BECAUSE YOU DIRTBAGD LOST AND ONE MORE THING- TELL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO SHAVE THEIR PITS, IT STUNK OUT THERE!","author":"CHAD","parent_id":2435,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-10-03 22:32:23","modified":"2000-10-03 23:00:01","fileurl":""}]}