Slick Dick's pick, 'A Pig with Lipstick!" (tags)
On Nov. 3, Slimy 'Halliburton' Dick will achieve historical notoriety for stealing an old Wyoming adage, "No matter how many times you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a Pig!" Afteer the election, this will become the defining quote on the well-deserved defeat of the Neo-con gang of Oilers & Warmongers at the polls.