Roland Hill Messy Yard Snitch (tags)
Messy yard snitch Roland Hill sends faxes nearly every week to the city snitching on harmless messy yard criminals.
Are You Scared Stupid? Do Tell (tags)
Shuck your shoes and socks at the airport as your luggage is blithely loaded onto the plane without a scan. Wait in line for the cursory backpack and bag search before entering a public building. We endure the inconveniences forced upon us in the name of national security by chanting the mantra "It's okay if it keeps us safe."