CALLING ALL JEDIS!
Long ago (three weeks ago)
In a galaxy far, far away (in Riverside)
the Empire declared war on a defenseless group of immigrants...
After a valiant battle, their troops retreated, and the rebel alliance tasted victory!
But on Saturday, October 24, the Empire Strikes Back!
Please join your fellow jedi knights as they take on the Empire's STORMTROOPERS at 10:00 AM at the corner of Madison and Indiana in the City of Riverside.
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