The FBI today revealed its latest marketing campaign with the arrest of
four easily manipulated dupes recruited at a New York mosque.
Special Marketing Expert, Robert
Fuller of the FBI, expertly
concluded a year long project to induce a collection of disaffected
mentally disadvantaged anti-Semites into an attempted act of
terrorism. Keeping with FBI post 9/11 marketing policies, all
weapons and explosives used in the feigned attack were harmless duds,
in contrast to their marketing event of September 11, 2001, when two
men Robert Fuller conveniently avoided detaining, Khalid
al-Mihdhar and Nawaf al-Hazmi,
went on to fly actual airplanes into real buildings.
Assisting marketing genius Fuller in creating the would-be terror cell,
a confidential informant (CI), under the FBI thumb for a
previous criminal career in fraud (i.e. lying and deception),
manipulated the unfortunate group of mental midgets into a long list of
federal crimes by driving the defendants across state lines into
Connecticut for the purpose of obtaining an inoperable surface to air
missile and inert c4 explosives, thereby making their crimes
interstate in nature.
complaint enumerates several
exchanges between the would-be
terrorists where actionable planning takes place. The CI is
present at each and every one of these exchanges. Indeed, the
CIA provides all of the materials used in the fake terror
attacks. He even participates in obtaining cell phones and
other materials needed for the operation. Reading the
complaint, it appears that the entire operation would never have
occurred if not for the FBI's CI with a criminal background in fraud.
Peppered throughout the
complaint are repeated and emphasized
between Islam and terrorism as well as links between Jews and
victimhood. Downplayed is the fact that fact that the
would-be terrorists clearly intended Americans, including American
military personnel, as targets of their fantasized attack.
Naturally, these are the themes we expect to see in an FBI terror
marketing extravaganza. Moreover, this marking push coincides
with the recent
escalating attempts of war criminal Dick Cheney to
rewrite the history of terror in the United States. While Mr.
Cheney may no longer be in office, he appears to have the continuing
marketing support of the FBI.
Today's Marketing Climax
As of present, we are yet to hear of the FBI sending terror recruiters
to synagogues with the goal of recruiting would-be anti-Muslim
terrorists nor evangelical churches with the aim of stirring up abortion
clinic bombings. At this point in time, the winning marketing
theme is Islamic terrorism – 24/7.