Banksters of Capitalism

Piece of issue (comedy):
Top 10 Signs that their “Economic Recovery” May not have Reached You Yet
10. You throw a Networking Party and only friends looking for roommates or a cozy couch show up
9. At Easter, you let your in-laws continue to think you still have a job
8. The local Army recruiter won’t return your calls
7. Your landlord doesn’t share your “positive attitude” on the first of the month
6. You discover Top Ramen doesn’t go well with everything
5. That long line you joined at 7-Eleven wasn’t for a free Big-Gulp, but for one job opening
4. You reach all-time low and consider asking your old boss if your layoff was a technical error
3. You apply for one of those fake-consultant-like jobs with a flat check, no benefits and no rights
2. You think about calling State Disability to see what you need to do to get a check from them
1. Socialist Revolution starts looking damn good!